I never thought I'd kill a freak
I laughed the loudest after he looked weak
I pressed the button and dropped the bomb
In just mere seconds, the place was gone
It took no time, I hoped I'd win
The choice was mine to nuke Osama Bin
I was so happy to go on
He'll be sorry when he's gone


I simply blasted, his small cave
16 huge tons of bombs dug his grave
Days when he still felt alive
We couldn't wait to blast
The whole world saw the light, not too late to try
Terror was over: I survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To play The Sims for hours alone


I am so glad he died alone
In just 1 hour I'll be well-known
give autographs to all my friends
Millions will set foot in my room again
You'll open it up, charge a price
Remember the time that I dropped the nice
atom bomb on Osama's cave
My mom will like how I behaved


I simply conquered, his bad reign
16 tons of bombs stopped the pain
Days when he felt he's alive
No one could wait to get
Outside Iraq, it was too late to try
If not for me, everyone died
I couldn't wait till I got home
to build lawn gnomes in my room alone


(slide whistle solo)


I'm glad I toppled, his sick name
But tomorrow holds more deadly days
Days when I will find al-Queda
When I can't wait to crush those spiders
The terror died, as time goes by
I won't ever eat "Freedom Fries"
I can't wait till I get home
To count my teeth in my room alone