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Song Parodies -> "Criminal Song"

Original Song Title:

"Feeling This"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Criminal Song"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

note:The line about Al Gore was just a stretch to fit the pacing.
I'm going to court right now(for killing him)
Judge is speaking real loud (and he's a prick)
The lawyers show him the proof (of killing him)
There's fingerprints on his clothes(from killing him)
My shoeprints are on his face (from killing him)
It wasn't me, that's the truth (not, I killed him)
Last night's such a blur (forgeting it)
Hope the judge's not cruel (I hate that prick)

Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.

So what if I stole the beer,
His body's beneath the house,
This burglar has no fear, (I'm stealing this)
I played the music real loud.(I'm stealing this)
Stole the food and his clothes, (I'm stealing this)
Stole the TV and bucks, (I'm stealing this)
Cops came by to say hello, (I'm stealing this)
I'm in a cell, and it sucks. (I'm stealing this)

Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.
Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.

I jaywalked and I punched a cop,
After he told me "Stop!"
Now the judge is being harsh like I did something wrong,
I wasn't alone in the house with a pile of cash on the first place we jacked,
Look to the jury act calm and just smile,
If I'm found guilty, it'll suck for awhile,
I will be the jail whore, though I can't take much more,
But right down to the core is the price of my robbing Al Gore.

Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.
Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.
Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
(Got bout' 9 years, no parole now,)
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.
(I guess I'm Bubba's new girlfriend.)
Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
(Got bout' 9 years, no parole now,)
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.
(I guess I'm Bubba's new girlfriend.)
Cops were driving by, now in jail, what a bummer.
(Got bout' 9 years, no parole now,)
Hope I get a fine, instead of staying in the slammer.
(I guess I'm Bubba's new girlfriend.)

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Jeff - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Stressed sylables don't match perfectly but its not bad

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