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Song Parodies -> "Adam's Bong"

Original Song Title:

"Adam's Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Adam's Bong"

Parody Written by:

Bawl Sac

The Lyrics

I never thought,
I'd get this stoned.
I smoked some weed,
Crack, pot, and coke.
I'm burning all my brain cells out.
And all the scientists can't figure out,
Why I'm here,
In my bed.
I take another snort, I'll sure be dead.
I'm to depressed, to smoke on.
Two more Marlboros, I'll be gone.

I usually take pills regularly.
16's the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I'd surely survive.
I couldn't wait, till' I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

In a hospital, half passed out.
I'll probably be dead without a doubt.
Give my two pounds, to my best friends.
You'll never smoke joint in my room again.
You'll take my bong, pack it up.
Remember the heroine in the trunk.
Mom let me, smoke Methol.
But tell her it's not her fault.

I usually take pills regularly.
16's the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I'd surely survive.
I couldn't wait, till' I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

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BULLETXXX - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
MAYB U SHULD TRY ADAMS THONG?:P
Wife of a thug - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
HA HA HA!!! Could you check out some of my parodies and comment?
Ellyn - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's really kind of depressing.
Daniel - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
F**kin classic i luv it
Emily - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
That's so inappropriate to make fun of this song. It was written about a real life kid that Blink learned about through a letter written to them.
Steve - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey.Thats some funny S***!But the original is a true story.Yah.Not funny.Blink is my favorite band but that was funny. You should make fun of Eminem,usher,adn gay guys like that.Make a parody for a reason,a pretty good one cause Blink 182 went through a LOT of crap just trying to good money.And now they are freakin awesome. i look up to those dudes.
nicole - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
funny shit..but this song has to much meaning about it ...to do that

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