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Song Parodies -> "Freaky Potions Master"

Original Song Title:

"The Rock Show"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Freaky Potions Master"

Parody Written by:

davinya

The Lyrics

Harry Potter song fic.
Harry:
Hanging out beside the lake on the weekend
acting stupid, eating cookies with my best friends
He came around and deducted our house points
All we could do is to restrain from breaking his joints!

Neville:
I'm gettin kicked around class cos I'm failing
I'm very nervous cos I think Snapey hate's me
In my nightmares he is always there
That's the reason the boggarts do scare

All:
Because he's the big, scary, freaky potions master
I said "what?" and he sent me for detention
killing him is my new years resolution
everything's better when he is gone
only the Slytherins will think to mourn
He's the big, scary, freaky potions master

Hermione:
When I said I knew the answer for the question
He called me a know-it-all without an explanation

Lavender & Parvati:
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But no one in the whole wide world has ever seen him smile!

All:
Because he's the big, scary, freaky potions master
I said "what?" and he sent me for detention
killing him is my new years resolution
everything's better when he is gone
only the Slytherins will think to mourn
He's the big, scary, freaky potions master


Sirius:
Potions and Dark Art books are on his wall
I just wish that he would fall
He really kept me waiting
and if I ever had another chance
I'd try to make him dance
just to watch him suffer...

All:
Because he's the big, scary, freaky potions master
I said "what?" and he sent me for detention
killing him is my new years resolution
everything's better when he is gone
only the Slytherins will think to mourn
He's the big, scary, freaky potions master

Dean & Seamus:
Scary freaky potions master
Scary freaky potions master
I'll never forget the freaky potions master
I'll never forget the freaky potions master
I'll never forget the freaky potions master
I'll never forget the freaky potions master
I'll never forget the freaky potions master

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