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Song Parodies -> "Stealing This"

Original Song Title:

"Feeling This"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Stealing This"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Remember children: Stealing is wrong...
I see a new deck of cards.
(I'm stealing it.)
The towels are so nice a soft.
(I'm stealing it.)
Let me hold that push broom.
(I'm stealing it.)
A program for Microsoft.
(I'm stealing it.)

Show me your finest jewels.
(I'm stealing it.)
Show me a lava lamp.
(I'm stealing it.)
How can I pass up a snack?
(I'm stealing it.)
I love this metal bench clamp.
(I'm stealing it.)

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.

Where are the VCR's?
Turn and look at that bike.
Piles of Matchbox Cars.
(I'm stealing it.)
A poster of Dick Van Dyke.
(I'm stealing it.)

Show me the billiard balls.
(I'm stealing it.)
Show me a bathroom sink.
(I'm stealing it.)
I'm looking at Barbie dolls.
(I'm stealing it.)
The new CD by Blink.
(I'm stealing it.)

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.

I'm on a five-finger shopping spree.
Nobody's stopping me.
Except the mall-police
who are now chasing me.

Down all the aisles and through all the stores
with a billy-stick, catching up really quick.

Look to my right in the bakery aisle.
Just maybe I can slow them down for a while.
So I grabbed a treat. I threw it down at their feet.
Then they started to eat. I will always defeat the police.

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.

Take all that you can.
My style makes shopping easy.
I'm the thieving man.
Paying is so cheesy.
Blinks newest single is great! Bet their CD is, as well!

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Jaime - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
i love blink 182 and i think they would appreciate the humor in this... sept the ones for adams song... jees... thats about suicide... not a funny subject. why make fun of it... but i gota read adams bong... what stoner could resist?
Static - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
The real name of the song is "Action".
PiErRe*sTaR - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was hilarious. Good job!
PiErRe*sTaR - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was hilarious. Good job!
PiErRe*sTaR - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Man I didn't post twice at all
Ashley - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG you are so hillarious.. this is probally the best blink song i heard yet!! keep up the great work and please make alot more!!!
coconut - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
haha very funny. where do you get your ideas??
Coryo - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I like it, Definetly funny

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