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Song Parodies -> "Ping to the Pong"

Original Song Title:

"Ring the Alarm"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Ping to the Pong"

Parody Written by:

uwannakno??

The Lyrics

i dont really play ping-pong all like that, but thats wat i thought of when i heard this song.
(Repeat 2x)
Ping to the Pong
We've been playin dis to long
But I'll be damned if I have anotha lost on mah arm

(Chorus)
You gonna be braggin to all ya friends
(If I let u win)
Come to beat me over and over again
(If I let u win)
Sayin "This game will soon end"
(If I let u win)
I can't let u win
Damned if I lose again

You'll be called King of the Pong
(If I let u win)
Steal all my championship balls
(If I let u win)
Never ever be played again
(If I let you win)
I can't let u win
Damned if I lose again



Tell me how I should feel
When I kno imma lose
When my ponggin intuition
Tellin me I gotta choose
People told me u were good
But I never would have thought
That u would whoop my a$$
And win again, my paddle has dropped

(Ooh)
See I may have had a fault
(Ooh)
But that's because I had got, got
This is takin a toll
The way pong board unfolds
Not the picture perfect game everybody has once known

(Chorus)

(Repeat 2x)
Ping to the Pong
We've been playin dis to long
But I'll be damned if I have anotha lost on mah arm


Tell me how I should feel
When this game I once owned
And the thought of u takin ova why it is wat I hate most
You I see I need it, I conceded it, and can't let it go
But then u walk into the room and act as if all yours
(Ooh)
You think you're so athletic and bold
(Ooh)
And you just love dis sh!t, I kno
I done put it behind me
Yes this Ping to the Pong
But wait a minute no I didn't, time to get this game on

(Chorus)

How could you look at me
And not see all the wins that I have compared to you
How can I risk this baby, not the price I would pay
Cause this is my game it can never get lame
Until you came in and stole my fame
How could you look at me
And not see all the wins

(Chorus)

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Chanell Wilder - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody was so funny....all I read was the first phrase and I was already crackin the hell up! Keep writing parodies!!

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