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Song Parodies -> "Big Toe"

Original Song Title:

"Halo"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Big Toe"

Parody Written by:

Parody Diva

The Lyrics

wow
remember those shoes i bought,
well baby theyre busted now.
didnt even put up a fight,
but they sure did make a sound
ifond a way to fit my foot in,
but ive always really had a doubt.
lookin at the sight of my big toe,
ive got my reciept now.
(bridge)
its like my feet are achin,
this high heel i had to break it.
its the risk that im takin
theres no way im gonna sell them now.
(chorus)
everywhere im walkin now,
im surrounded by a laughing face,
maybe you could see my big toe,
the color has faded away.
i cant return it to the store,
cuz ive written all over the lace.
maybe you can see my big toe,
now im runnin outta this place.
(chorus)
big toe,big toe ,big toe(x4)

this dont look like any fun,
im not going out tonight,
this is the only pair that i want,
cuz i was iddicted to its design.

i swore id never walk again.
but this dont even feel like walkin,
payless cant forget,
to gimme back my discount..again.

(bridge),(chorus)
omg,that was sooo cool. post that.

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