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Song Parodies -> "Big Toe"

Original Song Title:

"Halo"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Big Toe"

Parody Written by:

Daneshia Tennyson

The Lyrics

i like that parody better
remember those shoes i bought,
well baby their busted now.
didn't even put up a fight ,
didn't even make a sound.

i found a way to fit my foot in,
but i always really had a doubt.
lookin at the sight of my big toe,
ive found my pinkie now.
(bridge)
its like my feet are achin,
this high heel i had to break it,
its the risk that im makin,
theres no way im gonna sell them now
(chorus)
everywhere im walkin now,
im surrounded by a laughing face,
maybe you could see my big toe
no im runnin out of this place.

i cant return it to the store,
cuz ive written all over the lace,
maybe you cold see my big toe,
the clor has faded away.

big toe,big toe,big toe
(you can see my )big toe,big toe, big toe
see my big toe,big toe,bigtoe-oe-oe
see my big toe,big toe-ooh
(verse 2)
this dont look like any fun,
im not goin out tonight.
this is the only pair that i bought,
cuz i was iddicted to its design.

i swore id never walk again,
but this dont even feel like walkin
payless cant forget,
to gimme back my discount...again.
(bridge)
its like my feet are achin,
this high heel,i had to break it,
its the risk that im takin
theres no way im gonna sell them now.

(chorus)

everywhere im walkin now,
im surrounded by a laughing face.
maybe you could see my big toe,
im runnin out of this place.

i cant return it to the store,
cuz ive written all over the lace,
maybe you could see my big toe,
the color has faded away.

big toe,big toe,big toe
(you can see my) big toe,big toe ,big toe-oe
see my big toe,big toe,big toe.
see my big toe,big toe, big toe-oe.
wow i suggest you post this on the internet and become famous!

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Aaron walker - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Dis is my girl! We went to school together she goooood at writin songs doe!
Beyoncé Knowles - June 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I wrote that song myself and I thought it was actually better than the original.

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