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Song Parodies -> "LEGO"

Original Song Title:

"Halo"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"LEGO"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here's the article about James May who made the functioning life-sized LEGO house: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214729/James-May-size-Lego-house-wants.html
Remember that ship I built?
Yeah, Buddy, I made a whole town
These tiny little blocks are so bright
When stepped upon you'll scream loud
These teensy dudes have yellow skin
Some characters are in this crowd
Depending on which set of these Legos
You're playing with now

A castle I'll be makin'
Till bored then it I'm breakin'
It's not Risk that we're playin'
So grab that box and dump them out

Everywhere around me now
I'm surrounded by different shapes
Baby, Don't you touch these Legos
You need to at least be eight
Hand me that window and door
So I can finish up this place
Making you a house with Legos
Then I think I'll build a train

I can play with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
I build with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
All these bricks are Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
So obsessed with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
Whoa...

Seeing what you've made I'm stunned
Dragon that is ten feet high
Hearing you brag when you flaunt
It took me 30 days and nights
Then you finished your Big Ben
I can't believe that clock's tick tocking!
I barely made a Jet
An awful lot of time that you have spent

On a lot that was vacant
One month James May has taken
What he made's amazin'
He built a freakin' working house!!!

That is a true story, Wow!
While I can maybe make a plane
Fella, Built his crib with Legos!
Love to chill inside his place
It probably hurts to walk that floor
But it's a pain you'd embrace
To show off your skills with Legos
Don't know how he stops the rain

I can play with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
What'd you make with Legos? (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
Build a car with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
We can race with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego

Harry Potter Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos
Play with Batman Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos
Lord of the Rings Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos
Build with Star Wars Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos

Legooooooooo, Oooh...
Legooooooo, Oooh...
Legooooooo, Oooh...
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh

There's even a theme park down
In Denmark and in the U.K.
Kiddies, It's a land of Lego!
Thus Legoland it's been named
You can see those coasters roar
On bricks that came from that case
Maybe if you trust those Legos
You can ride that ride today!

There are films with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
X-Box games with Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
Wish that I made Lego (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego
Tons of cash from Lego (Lego, Lego, Lego) Lego

They've got Pirate Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos
There's Space Station Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos
Prehistoric Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos
And there's Simpsons Legos (Lego, Lego, Lego) Legos!!!
Whoa-Oooh!!!

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