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Song Parodies -> "Der Bingle Ladies"

Original Song Title:

"Single Ladies"

Original Performer:

Beyonce'

Parody Song Title:

"Der Bingle Ladies"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Crooner, Bing Crosby was at the top of his game during World War II days...the Germans gave him the nickname of, "Der Bingle"...Although not widely publicized at the time, around Hollywood, he was always quite the ladies man.
All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (All der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies, he used a lot up

Back in his day (day)
He was the man (man)
Was famous for more than just sing

Like to action the hip ( hip)
He had a lot of zip ( zip)
Many Hollywood females he'd see

Hit up on them (them)
And they on him (they)
Female stars paid attention

Ladies gave him cheers, (cheers)
He was active years (years)
No idle guy was he

Loved the ladies and he always had a string a' them
Altho' married, he still always have a fling with them
Had a sexual motor and he gunned it
Good old BC, always had a special thing for them

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Loved his ladies, so he always had a string a' them
Altho' married, he would always hide his ring with them
Kept a sexual motor and he gunned it
Yes, old BC, always had a special thing for them

Dated dear Joan Blondell (Joan)
Frances Farmer was swell (swell)
Mary Martin, and he wed Dixie Lee

Ran around, ('round)
Painted the town, (town)
His apartment after drinks

Old groaner, more groanin'
And a' roamin'
Plenty of wild oats, he'd sow, man

Mona Freeman, yeah, (yeah)
And Ingrid Bergman, yeah (yeah)
Swung two more Joans, Caulfield, and Bennett

L.A. the ladies, oh he always had a string a' them
Loved his singin', so they gladly flung a fling with him
Avid woman chaser, never shunned it
Yeah, old BC wasn't always proper and so prim

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Loved the ladies and he used to date a string a' them
Out of sight, back in the day he'd have his cling with them
Many knew his secrets, but weren't pundit
Good old BC, never could resist a lovely limb

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Seven-seven, Kathryn Grant he would wed
Still kept his lifestyle red
When Yvonne Craig met, sometimes would prefer

All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (All der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies, Bing used 'em all up

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