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Song Parodies -> "Single Lady (No Ring On It)"

Original Song Title:

"Single Ladies (Put a Ring On it)"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Single Lady (No Ring On It)"

Parody Written by:

Frank Lockner

The Lyrics

That's why you're single lady.
(Why you're single lady)
That's why you're single lady.
(Why you're single lady)
That's why you're single lady.
(Why you're single lady)
That's why you're single lady...

Up in the club
You start to rub
On a brother you know ain't me
He's kissing you, so I catch the clue
That you just wanna be free.

Don't want a drink, I start to think
Girl, you're just lookin' for some attention.
The path is clear, 3 long necked beers
You've really made it easy for me.

'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.
'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.
Can't be mad; kind of glad that he want it.
'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.

....

You grew hair on your lips
You're addicted to chips.
Barely fittin' in pajama jeans.
Acting up, a pure trollop
With expenses beyond her own means.

I don't need the tension
Not to mention, you need some new extensions.
In case you're obtuse: I'm cutting you lose
Now you're nothing but a memory to me.

'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.
'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.
Can't be mad; kind of glad that he want it.
'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.

....

When they told me that you'd "been around the world"
I said "She ain't that kind of girl"
My love was your desire; but look what transpired.
It's a bitch, it is what it is.
Now go take lies and your thin goodbyes
And just keep moving on.
Hold him close in your arms.
'Cause he's the one you want
Just for tonight, exclusive right
Then like the rest; domestic flight.

That's why you're single lady.
(Why you're single lady)
That's why you're single lady.
(Why you're single lady)
That's why you're single lady.
(Why you're single lady)
That's why you're single lady...

...

'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.
'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.
Can't be mad; kind of glad that he want it.
'Cause if I loved you then I would have put a ring on it.

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