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Song Parodies -> "Halo"

Original Song Title:

"Halo"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Halo"

Parody Written by:

Fizz

The Lyrics

Beyonce now lives, eats and breathes Halo
Remember when those Xbox's were built
Well, baby they made a new game
And it scored so high
Even the ign couldn't stop playing

I found a way to buy it
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of Halo
I got my Xbox now

It's like I've been awakend
When Master Cheif was
With all the covenent killin
I'm gonna play it so I'mma shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by Grunts and Arbitors
Baby I landed on the Halo
You know that it's the best thing

It's everything I need and more
It's written all over the game
Baby I'm addicted to Halo
Pray the red ring won't come today

I'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I want to keep playing Halo Halo Halo

Hit me like a ray of plasma gun
Playing through my darkest night
It's the only one that I want
Think I'm addicted to the game

I swore I'd never see the Flood again
But this don't even feel like killin
The Brain can't forget
To pull me back to space again

It's like I've been awakend
When Master Cheif was
With all the covenent killin
I'm gonna play it so I'mma shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by Grunts and Arbitors
Baby I landed on the Halo
You know that it's the best thing

It's everything I need and more
It's written all over the game
Baby I'm addicted to Halo
Pray the red ring won't come today

I 'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I want to keep playing Halo Halo Halo

I want to play Halo Halo Halo
I want to play Halo Halo Halo
I want to play Halo Halo halo
I want to play Halo Halo Halo
Halo, Halo

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by Grunts and Arbitors
Baby I landed on the Halo
You know that it's the best thing

It's everything I need and more
It's written all over the game
Baby I'm addicted to Halo
Pray the red ring won't come today

I 'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I'm addicted to Halo Halo Halo
I want to keep playing Halo Halo Halo

I want to play Halo Halo Halo
I want to play Halo Halo Halo
I want to play Halo Halo halo
I want to play Halo Halo Halo
Halo, Halo

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