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Song Parodies -> "Thieving Ladies(Pay For It)"

Original Song Title:

"Single Ladies(Put A Ring On It)"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Thieving Ladies(Pay For It)"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Those of you who stole something in their life know what I'm talking about
All the thieving ladies
(All the thieving ladies)
All the thieving ladies
(All the thieving ladies)
All the thieving ladies
(All the thieving ladies?)
ALL the thieving ladies!

Now put your hands there
Woah-oh-oh--woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-woah-ho-ho

So you go to the mall-mall
Havin' a ball-ball
When you see this shirt
You see some make-up
Then you fake-up
And steal all of it

If you like it then you shouldn't have to pay for it(2x)
Don't get mad if you get caught for it
If you like it then you shouldn't have to pay for it

Woah-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-woah-woah-woah

You put it your jacket
Into your pocket
Next to your wallet
And you're ready to go-go

If you like it then you shouldn't have to pay for it(2x)
Don't get mad if you get caught for it
If you like it then you shouldn't have to pay for it

Woah-oh-oh

All the thieving ladies
(All the thieving ladies)
All the thieving ladies
(All the thieving ladies)
Now put your hands there

(4x)
Woah-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh

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Deathlurker - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious...thanks...really enjoy this website...especially during school
Christie Marie M - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I must be one of those thieving ladies because I just stole 3 sets of 5's just for you!!
Flash Flood - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks...if this site wasn't banned so much,I'd enjoy it in school,too!

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