Song Parodies -> Annoya

Original Song Title:

"Diva"

Original Performer:

Beyonce'

  
Parody Song Title:

"Annoya"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

Its been a long time...its good to be back! Now, I know this sounds like I'm dissing Be (cuz I am!) but I don't like the song, the video or at that, WHAT SHE HAS BECOME! She's changed, observe...
She's an annoya
She's a, she's an annoya
she's a annoya
She's a, she's a annoya
she's an annoya
She's a, she's an annoya
she's a annoya
She's a, she's a annoya

Now, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustration
Now, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustration

Verse 1
Stop the track, this song is so whack
I copped this chick's CD and I took it right back
Cuz a true diva don't come out with a song about fame
Being porcelain and jaded, stealing beats from Lil Wayne
Simply phony, quite fake, her name is Beyonce'
Fried and died and blow-dried in such a serious way
Gracing covers of the magazines she just won't sit down
And the more she sings and tries to act she looks a clown, please

She's an annoya
She's a, she's an annoya
she's a annoya
She's a, she's a annoya
she's an annoya
She's a, she's an annoya
she's a annoya
She's a, she's a annoya

Now, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustrationNow, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustration

Verse 2
Huh, wait hold up
I am not a hater
I'd just like to state the facts about this performer
So annoying, she is so annoying
Radio, TV, Movies, this chick no longer moves me
Tell me one thang, (Tell me one thang)
Where'd the group go?
DC, Destiny Child , Where is that Kelly Ro?
I challenge ya, make one song
and in the video, still have your clothes on!

Now, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustration
Now, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustration

Bridge
26, successful, married and still the chick won't quit
All this money in the bank and nothing good to do with it
Ain't it funny how the fame and fortune goes to our head
And we wonder why the ones who made us who we are said
So coo-coo, coo-coo, and you so money hungry
ooh coo-coo, coo-coo your ego makes you so ugly
Working hard to earn a title, well lady you sure earned it
Cause the D it is for dreadful V is for verocious, please...

She's an annoya
She's a, she's an annoya
she's a annoya
She's a, she's a annoya
coo-coo, coo-coo, and you so money hungry
ooh coo-coo, coo-coo your ego makes you so ugly

Now, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustration
Now, now,
Annoya is a state of constant irritation
aggravation, and frustration


Sorry Jay...
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Skipper - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
That's right, tone her down bit!

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