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Song Parodies -> "If I Were A Toy"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were A Boy"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"If I Were A Toy"

Parody Written by:

The Bark Bark

The Lyrics

if I were a toy even just for a day
i'd want to be played with
and get played when i wanted
and go eat toy food

i'd be a action figure or a stuffie
i would draw on my bed
and i'd never get busted for it
'cause its a washable marker

if i were a boy
i think i could understand
how it feels to be loved
i swear I'd be a better toy

i'd listen to him/her
'cause i don't know how it hurts
when you are too loud
they would take you for soup
and burp the abc's

if I were a toy
i would turn off my t.v
tell everyone it's old
so they'd think that I was

i wouldn't be a barbie
and make the time goes by
'cause I know that i am happy
waiting for me to come home, to come home



if i were a boy
i think i could understand
how it feels to be loved
i swear I'd be a better toy to him/her
'cause i don't know how it hurts
when you are too loud
they would take you for soup
and burp the abc's

it's a little too late for you to wait
say it's not a mistake
think i'd wouldn't forgive you like that
if you thought I could lift weights
you were wrong

but your just a toy
you can't understand
and you won't understand, oh
how it feels to love a toy
someday you wish you were a better toy

you don't listen to him/her
you don't care how it hurts
until you lose your favorite pizza
they would take you for soup
and burp the abc's
but you're just a toy

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KLAERI WAECHER - December 05, 2019 - Report this comment
I REALY REALLY ENJOY IT YEAYYYYY. I AM 4 AND IT SOUND NICE I LOVE THSI
Marker - August 08, 2020 - Report this comment
This is very funny I always thought about this lyrics when I heard the song. Thank you song much.............

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