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Song Parodies -> "If I Were A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were A Boy"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"If I Were A Girl"

Parody Written by:

Benjamin Cory

The Lyrics

beyonce's song is just a collection of negative overgeneralized stereotypes about men, so i flipped it and reversed it, not so i could "bash women", but to point out everyone is merely human.
If I were a girl, even temporarily
I’d get up extra early
Do my hair and make-up
And go…shopping with my girls
And cry about boys
I’d gossip about my best friend
Cause I know in the end, so is she.
Cause that’s what girls do…

If I were a girl, maybe then I would know
The rules to all these mind games
When no means yes and yes means no
I’d give him his space, cause I know what its like
When you just need to get away
But she wants to chill every day
And you feel like there’s nothing left to say

If I were a girl
I would cry on my phone
About how he doesn’t hear me
Cause when he watches TV he’s in the zone
I’d be a dumb blond
Show some cleavage just so
I could get the things I wanted
Just by dressing like a hoe, a hoe

If I were a girl, maybe then I would know
The rules to all these mind games
When no means yes and yes means no
I’d give him his space, cause I know what its like
When you just need to get away
But she wants to chill every day
And you feel like there’s nothing left to say

We’re way past the point of being just friends
I don’t care what you say
I don’t listen anyway
If you thought we could talk it out
You’re just dumb

But you’re just a girl
Don’t you understand?
Oh don’t you understand? Oh…
That being just a boy
Is what makes me the way I am

I don’t generalize
I try not to judge
But I’m still human, I still feel pain
I’m afraid to love again
But this lonliness makes me go insane
We’re all just human….

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 20

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Rocky Mak - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks. I tried, and I bombed out badly.
Jordan Bevan - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, I've done I male version of "IF I WERE A BOY" entitled "IF I WERE A GIRL". If anyone would like to listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voXd13QUdRU
khen - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
nice plz ap me in ur face bok tnx. . . . . .
james - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
the newly version of the song if i were a girl was so very nice. he he he.....!!!!!!!!!!!
vem - December 19, 2010 - Report this comment
the song is cool!

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