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Song Parodies -> "I Just Want To Kick You"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Want To Kiss You"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Want To Kick You"

Parody Written by:

Haley Brundage

The Lyrics

this song is about a boyfriend breaking up with his girlfriend becuz she is fat and ugly.
Shawty i just want to kick you
yea i just want to kick you

skin so rough
leave the lights off
and are your hips
ready for this
can't look at you in the day
cuz of the ugliness of your face
you dont brush your hair
you just dont care
just go just go
just forget everything
yes its time to leave
just forget about me
i just want to kick you (kick you)
I just want to hurt you right now
ugly little thing
forget about me
i just want to hurt you right now
(girl)
when you put your hand on my shoulder
and wrap the tape measure around my waist
nothings gonna change
so i must say
the way your glaring at me
says "take me away"
your way to rude
your not playing, an thats the way it has to be
I just want to kick you (kick you)
i just want to hurt you right now
ugly little thing forget about me
i just gott a hit you
i just wanna hurt you right now
you ugly little thing
forget about me
i just gotta hurt you right now
ima kick you hard
ooohhh yea
kick you hard
ohhhh yea
close your eyes
cuz your fend to die
ohhhh yea
kick you

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