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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Depp"

Original Song Title:

"Irreplacable"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Depp"

Parody Written by:

AbsheOvechkin

The Lyrics

Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp

Mmmm Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
Every girl I know is in love with Johnny Depp
In those movies, pirate stuff
But he’s taken, so they can’t touch (can't touch)

Don’t know why they say he’s so fine
And when he’s mentioned they say “he’s mine”
And when they see a skull on a flag
They simper so much, it makes me wanna gag.

There are better actors but
somehow they don’t see, anyone
Who’s not touted on TV
Just makes me so sick

He just don’t float my boat
He just don’t float my boat
Pirates of the Caribbean is okay
I don’t have to watch it every day (baby)

He just don’t float my boat
He just don’t float my boat
They only like him cause he’s Jack Sparrow
Oh their point of view is oh so very narrow
He’s so replaceable.

I’m not that interested
In overrated actors like this dumb kid
I insulted him, what you gonna do?
Give me a kick
Or try to give me the flu?
The wrath of the preps
Isn’t that scary compared to all the rest
Of people with guns
insulting them is not so fun!

There are better actors but
somehow they don’t see, anyone
Who’s not touted on TV
Just makes me so sick

He just don’t float my boat
He just don’t float my boat
Pirates of the Caribbean is okay
I don’t have to watch it every day (baby)

He just don’t float my boat
He just don’t float my boat
They only like him cause he’s Jack Sparrow
Oh, their point of view is oh so very narrow
He’s so replaceable.

So since I hate your everything
I know I'll be nothing (nothing)? Nothing but a jerk (nothing, nothing)
But I won't shed a tear for you (I won't shed a tear for you)
I won't lose a wink of sleep (a wink of sleep)
'Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
Insulting you is so easy

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
Mmmmm
Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
Every girl I know is in love with Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
Oh, their point of view is oh so very narrow
He’s so replaceable.

He just don’t float my boat
He just don’t float my boat
Pirates of the Caribbean is okay
I don’t have to watch it every day (baby)

He just don’t float my boat
He just don’t float my boat
They only like him cause he’s Jack Sparrow
Oh, their point of view is oh so very narrow
He just don’t float my boat
He just don’t float my boat
Pirates of the Caribbean is okay
I don’t have to watch it every day

In any pirate show I’m snoring
At what the other girls are adoring
They only like him cause he’s Jack Sparrow
Oh, their point of view is oh so very narrow
He’s so replaceable.

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