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Song Parodies -> "No More Sunshine"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Boy"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"No More Sunshine"

Parody Written by:

Krooked K

The Lyrics

the chorus is sang by a women and verse is singed by her boyfriend
sooooooooooo pasty so pasty

sunshine i can call you my pasty boy

call me a hot and hazy girl
maybe we can spend sometimes
layin in the sunshine
sunshine i can call you my pasty boy
call me a hot and hazy girl
maybe we can spend sometimes workin on our tan lines

look i know that your goin to the beach later
but i dont want to cause i couldnt be paler
just go alone and have a ball
cause with my skintone i burn in the fall
cant wear shorts at all spread lotion on quick
i not my neck turns red and im not a hick
i need a umbrella michael jackson style
and im using banana boat but all the while
i need a shady place to sleep at the sea or the beach
if not ill cook my skin wont be peach
spread lotion on quick and ill adore you
im whiter than milk i dont want no oil

chorus

i know you wanna go where its hotter but if i
come follow
ill get burnt on monday tuesday ill need a doctor
i get pink really quick you and i know
im half caucasion and half albino
if the heat goes up i swear i will
turn redder than roseanne running on a treadmill
i know you want to lay in the sun all day
but im pale not brown
i wont participate
go fake bake

chorus

(girlfriend singing)
i know you want to come with me to an island
i will lay right here untill i turn golden
i will be under the sun when it ascends
we can be beach bums all day till the sun sets

verse 4

one day i got a farmers tan i was in pain
i took my shirt off and looked like a candy cane
you think you know my skin type you aint got no clue
man im pastier than a tube of elmers glue
on my back i spread lotion thick and quick
and i get aloe vera and bathe in it
i take vacations and i dont get tan
i need spf 1000 or im in danger man
i cant go on a cruise cause of the temperture
i dont want to travel south in the hemisphere
we can take a trip but after the fall
cuz im so pasty white alright

chorus

we can be beach bums bums bums bums bums bums
bums bums

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