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Song Parodies -> "In This Vehicle"

Original Song Title:

"Irreplaceable"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"In This Vehicle"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

Inspired by & dedicated to Heavenly Green, a girl that has no known concept of safe driving.
Make a left, make a left…
Make a left, make a left…
Please, Make a left, make a left…
You're gonna get us killed hurry up and make a left
Pass the stop sign,
WATCH THAT BUS!!!
I think your lipstick is good enough (enough)
And keep us driving on the road, that's fine
And can you look--AHH! What the fudge are you blind, and
It's my life that's on the line
So, pull to the side,
Let me grab me a cab

Swerving down a side street
Coming up on a Chevy coupe
Talkin' ‘bout,
"Damn, he nearly made me spill my chicken soup"
This broad is twisted.

U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this car ‘fore collision, lady
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
If I took another thought when I got in,
Woulda jumped out ‘fore u started the ignition,
Of this vehicle.

So, what the hell are you stoned?
Driving all calm when your direction is wrong.
Oops, I guess u thought
That this was a boat
If not then why
Is there water at my toes?
And now, it looks like we're screwed
Flippin' up & down in the car your dad bought you
I shoulda took yo' keys
And now look
We up inside a tree!

Mending and connecting
To the car in front of you
Talkin' ‘bout
How you guess you'll never finish your chicken soup
This broad is twisted

U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this car ‘fore collision, lady
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
Comin' up on a ramp on the wrong way
In a moment's time we're in mid-air and flippin'
Stuck in this vehicle! (In this vehicle)

So, since life's not your everything
How about I just kill you
Then I can take the wheel
As I try to take the gears from you
Look up, there's Nicole Richie
She's coming fast and then in a flash
These vehicles are going to crash

Make a left, make a left…
Make a left, make a left…
Please, Make a left, make a left…
You're gonna get us killed hurry up and make a left
Make a left, make a left…
In a moment's time we're in the air and flippin'…
Stuck in this vehicle!

U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this ‘fore collision, Heaven!!!
U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
If I took another thought when I got in,
Woulda jumped out ‘fore u started the ignition (LADY!)

U must not cannot see, U must not cannot see
I'm not sure about you, but 1 minute
I'm gon' jump out this ‘fore collision.
(We should just kiss our ass, we finished)
(At least we're bringing Nicole down with us)
No, I never knew how loud I could holler
In a moment's time we're in mid-air and flippin'
God damn this vehicle.
For original song audio: http://www.imeem.com/tag/irreplaceable or direct link: Irreplaceable (audio) And don't forget to comment =)

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Alexandra S. - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
this is hallarious. good work :)
Neo Matrix - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
xD

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