Song Parodies -> Replaceable

Original Song Title:	"Irreplaceable"
Original Performer:	Beyonce

Parody Song Title:	"Replaceable"
Parody Written by:	Caryn

If you've been follwing the Allen Iverson trade, this is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, he's the one that's irreplaceable!

On the bench, on the bench
On the bench, on the bench
On the bench, on the bench
The next time you see me
I'll be on Denver's bench
Starting lineup
Selling my stuff
Yes, if I endorsed it
Please don't touch

So if wanna trade me, that's fine
But can you trade and win at the same time and
It's my name that made this team
Iverson Number three
Good luck without me

Talking to the cameras
Telling them how I wanted a trade
Talking bout I'll never win a ring like D. Wade
You got me twisted

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I can find another team in a minute
Matter fact, I'm everyone's number one pick
You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
Try finding another me by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking
That I'm replaceable

Yep I'm leaving, I'm gone
I'll call Carmello and see if he's home
Oops I bet you thought, that I wouldn't go
What did you think, I was demanding that trade for?
Cause I was tired of your rules
Plus I wanted a team that wouldn't lose
I missed practice on purpose, see
I'm so glad I quit this team

Talking to the cameras
Telling them how I wanted a trade
Talking bout I'll never win a ring like D. Wade
You got me twisted

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I can find another team in a minute
Matter fact, I'm everyone's number one pick
You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
Try finding another me by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking
That I'm replaceable

So since you wanna fine me
How about you just trade me
Trade me to a better team
I won't even argue with you
I won't even make a scene
Cause the truth of the matter is
I'll make more money anyways

On the bench, on the bench
On the bench, on the bench
On the bench, on the bench
The next time you see me
I'll be on Denver's bench
On the bench, on the bench
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking
That I'm replaceable

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I can find another team in a minute
Matter fact, I'm everyone's number one pick
You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
Try finding another me by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking

You must not know bout me
You must not know bout me
I can find another team in a minute
Matter fact, I'm everyone's number one pick
I'll just pack my bags, cause I'm finished (you must not know bout me)
And the Nuggets promised me more minutes (you must not know bout me)
Try finding another me by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking
That I'm replaceable

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Below Average Dave - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment

I give credit to anything done about Beyonce, I will say that it was a bit repetitive, but having done Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" I know how difficult it is to parody her work without repeating a little, certainly a good piece to measure your future parodies as you grow in your writing ability. . .555, because it's pretty good for such a hard OS

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Song Parodies -> Replaceable

"Irreplaceable"

Beyonce

"Replaceable"

Caryn

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