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Song Parodies -> "Prostitute"

Original Song Title:

"Naughty Girl"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Prostitute"

Parody Written by:

Kimberly G.

The Lyrics

I think this is one of my best parodies to date. i couldn't stop laughing as i typed it!.
I love to have a good time
I love to have a good time

I'm so damn sexy
As I hear you call my name
You're shouting 'Candy,
I need you to put out this burning flame'
I hurried over and I said
"Hey Sailor, looking for good a time?"
"This PUSSYcat will really blow your mind"
"I can make you come, my price is a dime"
"Stop acting so crazy and pay me"
"Lately, I'm feeling some what of a freaky"
"I want you to come and get me"
"This money got me feeling so nasty, nasty"

At Night, Im a Prostitute
I'll Ravage you
I'll even turn you're buddies out
I know you want this body
At Night, I'm a 2 dollar whore
You can beat it til it grows sore
I'm one super kinky b!@#h
I've even screwed the French

I'm so Naughty
I have double D's, boy
The way my body
Moves up and down some more
I rollover and i say
" Boy, why don't you just take me home and freak me"
"I know you wanna get started on round 3"
"My body has taken over thee"
"I'm flowing, I'm freaky, baby"
"i know you can feel my energy"
"hell, you hit it this time for free"
"i want you just to do it to me ,baby"

At Night, Im a Prostitute
I'll Ravage you
I'll even turn you're buddies out
I know you want this body
At Night, I'm a 2 dollar whore
You can beat it til it grows sore
I'm one super kinky b!@#h
I've even screwed the French

I love to have a good time
I love to have a good time
I love to have a good time
I love to have a good time

At Night, Im a Prostitute
I'll Ravage you
I'll even turn you're buddies out
I know you want this body
At Night, I'm a 2 dollar whore
You can beat it til it grows sore
I'm one super kinky b!@#h
I've even screwed the French
At Night, Im a Prostitute
I'll Ravage you
I'll even turn you're buddies out
I know you want this body
At Night, I'm a 2 dollar whore
You can beat it til it grows sore
I'm one super kinky b!@#h
I've even screwed the French
Please people tell me what you think about it.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.3

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A Word Of Advice - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Never state how good your parodies are...you're bound to be disappointed by what others think. 422
Kimberly G. - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the Advice.
yo momma - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
sick
Babette - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
what's wrong with screwing the french ?? Are u american ?
Robin - September 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought that was mad funny. The melody was on point and everything. A 2 DOLLAR WHORE!. Mad funny kep doing your thang gurl. You hilarious.

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