Song Parodies -> Lunchmeat

Original Song Title:

"Pinch Me"

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

  
Parody Song Title:

"Lunchmeat"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

It's the perfect time for deer
But hunting's not allowed here
I feel full enough I guess
Considering I ate my breakfast

There's a mess hall in the school
Where hungry students like to drool
I could dine, but just not here
How 'bout pizza and a beer?

It's like a meal you try to remember but it's gone
When you liked the fish but didn't care much for the prawn
Can you try to figure out what nutrition's for?

Take your time the way you chew, so you don't spew
When you realize the lettuce in your salad isn't new
It's been out of the fridge for a week or two

It's the perfect time of day
To enjoy a fish fillet
Put the mayo on the bun
And fix food with plastic gloves on

Take a drink right from the can
Of whatever pop's your favorite brand
Go get a clean fork and spoon
Eat away the afternoon

It's like a meal you try to remember but it's gone
When you liked the fish but didn't care much for the prawn
Can you try to figure out what nutrition's for?

Take your time the way you chew, so you don't spew
When you realize the lettuce in your salad isn't new
It's been out of the fridge for a week or two

Lunchmeat, lunchmeat, I'm still hungry
More food sell me, cause I'm still hungry

On an morning such as this
It's hard to tell if I'll eat fish
Pack the lunch and leave for class
Ignore the stoners smoking grass

I could hide out and just skip
But my parents would really flip
I could leave, but I'll just stay
I guess school lunches are okay

It's like a meal you try to remember but it's gone
When you liked the fish but didn't care much for the prawn
Can you try to figure out what nutrition's for?

Take your time the way you chew, so you don't spew
When you realize the lettuce in your salad isn't new
It's been out of the fridge for a week or two

Try to figure out what cornbread is for
Be like Oliver Twist and ask for more
Try to figure out what coleslaw is for

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Pacing: 4.4
 
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Total Votes: 10
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