-> "Bite Me (The Story of Blade II)"
Original Song Title:
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bite Me (The Story of Blade II)"
It's the perfect time of night
To get in a fire fight
Watch as my machine guns flash
And turn the vampires to ash
I've been searching for two years
And someone told me Whistler's here
Though I thought that he had died
It seems he joined the darker side
Like a scream you thought you heard but now it's gone, then you
Wonder why there's all this blood out on the lawn, and you
Try to move and put the deadbolt on the door
Hesitate, now it's too late for you to hide, because
All the Reapers have already moved inside, Do you
Ever wonder what they use those teeth for?
Whistler used to be my bud
By the way, this guy is Scud
Now we're under an attack
They call themselves the 'Blood Pack'
They are offering me a truce
I want to kill them, what's the use?
Jared Nomak is loose, you see
This guy's more dangerous than me
Now it seems we joined together, so insane but we
Tracked Nomak back to his club, 'The House of Pain,' where we
Figured out that the Reapers had spread
Then the Blood Pack started shooting people down, and then
We went hunting for them in the underground, but now
We're outnumbered and it looks like we're dead
"Bite me! Bite me!
Come on! Bite me!
My guns are empty!
So come on, bite me!"
It turns out that we were wrong
Nomak was with them all along
But it seems that he's been dissed
He busted in and now he's pissed
Took out Nyssa and her dad (wrinkled out fart)
Hey, she's a hottie...now I'm mad
Then he broke the sword I made
Time to show him why they call me Blade
All in all, I'd say that Nomak's pretty good, and I
Re-a-lize he'd try to kill me if he could, but I
Think it's time that I just settled up the score
While he thought that he was takin' me for a ride, I just
Raised his arm and put my blade right through his side, and he
Said, "It's funny...but it don't hurt no more." (Bite me!)
Now he's just a pile of ash on the floor. (Bite Me!)
Now he won't be biting anyone no more...
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