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Song Parodies -> "Leash Me"

Original Song Title:

"Pinch Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"Leash Me"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Basicly, the song Pinch Me through the eyes of a dog. I'm not a huge dog person or anything, but I just thought it'd be fun to do. Enjoy!
It's the perfect time of year,
To get scratched behind the ear,
I feel fine enough, I guess,
They're feeding me treats to excess,
There's a hydrant past the gate,
Where puppies like to urinate,
But, for now, I'll sit and croon,
My master should be back real soon,

It's like a bone you're trying to remember where you buried as you,
Try to bark, but it only comes out as a howl when you've,
Took a walk around the same park before,
Take your time, lie back and wag your tail as you,
Realize a dog like me might take a while just to,
Walk and find a world beyond my front door,

It's the perfect time of day,
To chase cats and birds away,
Take me out on a midday jog,
And bark at all the other dogs,
Take a drink right from the hose,
And get water all over my nose,
Climb up onto my master's lap,
And take another noon-time nap,

It's like a bone you're trying to remember where you buried as you,
Try to bark, but it only comes out as a howl when you've,
Took a walk around the same park before,
Take your time, lie back and wag your tail as you,
Realize a dog like me might take a while just to,
Walk and find a world beyond my front door,
Leash me,
Leash me,
"Cuz there's much,
To see,
Big world,
For me,
For a little doggy,

On an evening such as these,
Let your fur wave in the breeze,
Sit and watch the sun go down,
Then see a bug and run around,
Then I'll hide out under there,
And if anyone sees, I'll sit and stare,
I could walk but I'll just run,
Running is just much more fun,

It's like a bone you're trying to remember where you buried as you,
Try to bark, but it only comes out as a howl when you've,
Took a walk around the same park before,
Take your time, lie back and wag your tail as you,
Realize a dog like me might take a while just to,
Walk and find a world beyond my front door,
Leash me,
Walk and find a world beyond my front door,
Leash me,
Walk and find a world beyond my front door,
Leash me,
Walk and find a world beyond my front door.
There we go. Now time to chase my tail and bark at some kittens.

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