Don't call me a zero
I'll be Middle earth's hero
just like Earendil or the Gondor Kings
I'll be incorporated and I'll be imitated
I'm underrated but that doesn't bother me

Mordor's walls will drop
and all Nazgul will scream
there will be commotion when I cast away the Ring

And I'm the cutest thing and I have furry feet
I'm the cutest thing and I have furry feet

I'll say goodbye to Bilbo
I can't go with my friends though
don't want to put their lives in jeopardy
to Mordor now I must go
it's dangerous, I know
and this Ring is really killing me

But Mordor's walls will drop
and all Nazgul will scream
there will be commotion when I throw away the Ring

and i'm the cutest thing and I have furry feet
I'm the cutest thing and I have furry feet

leave the Shire
cast Ring in the fire
for all of humanity
now be brave
be glad that you saved
the earth from Sauron's Ring

Then I will take a ship
where white gulls call me home
and there I'll disappear into the great unknown

I'm still the cutest thing and I have furry feet