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Song Parodies -> "One Ring"

Original Song Title:

"One Week"

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"One Ring"

Parody Written by:

Tristessa Baggins (aka KnightsWhoSayNee)

The Lyrics

Okay the chorus is not mine, it belongs to some guy with his own website-- but the rest is mine! Mine I say! Well enjoy, comments greatly appreciated : )
it's the one Ring to rule them all
the one Ring that's going to find them
the one Ring that will bring them all
and in the darkness it's going to bind them

hold it now they all have furry feet
and yet they're sexy
you think you're looking at Lijah Wood
they summon Nazgul to the Ring
Frodo's got Sting
I like his big blue eye's they've never touched color contacts
hot like Legy when he shoots arrows
cool like Jack Sparrow because I'm all about pirates
gonna make or brake they'll take
the stinkin roads through Caradras
I like Aragorn cause he's the finest of the Rangers
through Moria they'll go and not the snow
but it's so dangerous they'll have to sign a waiver

how can I help it f Gimli's funny when he's mad
Frodo's not gonna die because he's mithril-clad
Gandalf's the kind of guy who beats up on Balrogs
can't understand what I mean? You fell asleep again
Pip has a tendancy of always being hungry
in the third movie Frodo's gonna loose his shirt

it's the one Ring to rule them all
one Ring that's going to find them
one Ring that will bring them all
and in the darkness its going to bind them

Running through Rohan to find Merry and Pippin
Edoras's screwed cause Theoden's brain stopped ticking
climbing Emyn Muil with no lights on
their Edmund Hillary
Legolas kicks serious butt in this one
like the king of Rohan's getting frantic
and orcs are tantric
but now Gandalf is back alive
like Peter Jackson I make great films
kay, I don't make films
but if I did they'd have a hobbit guy
Now the Ents are really pissed
because they found out what they'd missed
Saruman has cut down all their tree companions
At Helm's Deep those guys are screwed
but Gimli just killed two
and Legolas has got fifteen orcs already

How can he help it if Frodo's a pessimist when he's sad
Faramir should be getting really fed up with his dad
Denethor's the kind of guy who'd plan his own funeral
can't understand what I mean? Read the third book
I don't have the tendancy of spoiling the story
Guess you'll have to wait til December 2003

It's the one Ring to rule them all
one Ring that's going to find them
one Ring that will bring them all
and in the darkness it's going to bind them
I apologize, that was really stupid. And just in case you didn't know, Edmund Hillary was the first guy to climb Everest. Comment and you will be my best friend (okay maybe not but please tell me if you liked)

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Pacing: 2.4
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Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 5

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
If this is your first parody, well done! It's not bad. My only criticism is that it was a little hard to follow, but overall pretty good
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Some good stuff floating in there. For your next parody, check that the pace matches, either by counting syllables with a printed lyric sheet nearby or singing along with the recording. (December 2003? Wha? You need to update that verse.)
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, great, another Ringhead. The major-league Arwen's obsession is hard enough to deal with, I don't need a minor-league version.
Arwen - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What Michael means is that, contrary to popular misconceptions regarding a certain Ring...

...I, in fact, rule them all. You all. All. ; )
Tristessa Baggins - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, I am so insulted. I mean, calling mine "minor league" obsession? That's Miss Hard Core Tolkien Fan, thankyouverymuch.
Tristessa Baggins - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
FRODO ROCKS!!!!!!!! sorry, had to get that out of my system

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