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Song Parodies -> "Tonight is the Night I Got Attacked by a Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"Tonight is the Night I Got Attacked by a Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

KnightsWhoSayNee

The Lyrics

kind of morbid, i guess, but not as dark as the original-- if you know the song please leave a comment and tell us what you think
through the park i'm biking through
the forest is dividing; city's in view
as usual, i'm almost on time
an ambush's the last thing that's on my mind
wish i could tell you the way that i feel
but tonight is the night i got attacked by a squirrel

No commotion, no ripping fangs
most of it's over before i feel pain
from the branches the squirrels lick their lips
while down the hill my bicycle does flips
the worst part was the squirrels pouncing down
not the feeling so much as the sound
can't help but wonder if all this is real
'cause tonight is the night i got attacked by a squirrel

Furry woodland creatures that cantered by
and Scaredycat Walter the Park-Ranger Guy
run away with their mouths open wide
i heard some idiot ask about squirrel homicide
with the squirrels' jaws of death i knew i would die
nobody here can know how i feel
'cause tonight is the night i got attacked by a squirrel

I guess it's over now
cause i've never seen so much
never seen so much
never seen so much squirrels

In all the confusion there's something serene
i'm just a posthumous part of the scene
now i'm floating o'er branches looking in
as the squirrels bare thier fangs, bike wheels spin
i can see the squirrels hiss with a grin
and an ambush--
was the last thing on my mind
was the last thing on my mind
was the last thing on my

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George Costanza - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
We have no deal with the squirrels!
KnightsWhoSayNee - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Pleeeeease leave a comment ?

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