You can't imagine so many adds in my email
all of them come so rapidly they fill your inbox
I never thought I'd have a heart attack over these
but companys are sending adds for so many different things
adds for credit cards, adds for new cars
adds for wait loss, adds about low cost
adds that say this could be mine, adds for a starship launch
adds that you read while on the can
pair of shoe adds that say made in Japan

another email too many adds like these
and every one sent to me (2x)
if I had the chance i'd find the company owners and rip off their heads
I'm losing space, I'm gonna be deleting adds all night
adds for hard hats, adds for baseball bats
adds for adopting cats, win a new mustang
having a birthday adds, adds for clothes like goth
goin' fishin' adds, adds for how the British take a bath

another email too many adds like theses
and every one sent to me (2x)
somehow they're stillsent to me though I've changed my email and
my home
no matter what they pile up and won't leave me alone
another add in my inbox will make me lose my mind
adds for credit cards
adds for new cars
adds for hard hats
adds to adopt cats
i've got some bald adds, that's adds for people devoid of any hair
I've got some strange adds about women's underwear
another email, too many adds like these
and every one sent to me
every one is, every one is, every one is sent to me
every one is, every one is, every one is sent to me
another email to many adds like these (4x)
adds for credit cards, adds for new cars
adds for hard hats, adds to adopt cats
I've got some bald adds, that's adds for people devoid of hair
I've got some strange adds for women's underwear
starship launch adds, adds you read on the can
pair of shoe adds that say made in japan
win a new Mustang, some adds made for chain gangs
having a birthday adds, going fishin' adds