Song Parodies -> "Another Coast Guard (Chicks on the Beach)"

Original Song Title:

"Another Postcard"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"Another Coast Guard (Chicks on the Beach)"

Parody Written by:

Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)

The Lyrics

You can't imagine so many coast guards on the local beach
And all of them sitting upon the platforms so they're out of reach
I never thought they'd have a sunscreen that was fit for me
But some of the no name testing products were done on chimpanzees
Some chicks in swimsuits, some chicks are playing volleyball
Some chicks in heel boots, some chicks that wish they could be mine
Betty and Veronica chicks, a chick who's sitting on my lap
A pair of Dutch chicks who's visiting from Amsterdam

CHORUS
Another coast guard is hassling me
For looking at all the hot ladies
Another coast guard is hassling me
For looking at all the hot ladies

If I had to guess, I'd say the sandcastles are getting old
Cause just about everyone who's bothered to make one is covered in thick mold
I've got sunburned and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've spent money on a treatment flight
Some chicks in sun hats, chicks a-surfing on a big wave
Some chicks who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
Forever wishing chick, a chick in black like a goth
A going fishing chick, a British chick in the bath

CHORUS

The coast guards followed me even though I packed and moved from my zone
No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another warden ship at sea could make me lose my mind
But look at me watching all the girls until I finally find
Some chicks in swimsuits
Some chicks in heel boots
Some chicks in sun hats
Some chicks who love cats
I've got some shaved chicks, that's chicks devoid of any hair
I've got some brave chicks dressed up in the sexy underwear

Another coast guard is hassling me
For looking at all the hot ladies
Every one has, every one has, every one has sexy knees
Every one has, every one has, every one has sexy knees
Another coast guard is hassling me
For looking at all the hot ladies
Another coast guard is hassling me
For looking at all the hot ladies
Another coast guard is hassling me
For looking at all the hot ladies
Another coast guard is hassling me
For looking at all the hot ladies

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Charlie Decker - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Not bad. The pacing gets a little choppy at parts, but it's solid overall. Now, my only other problem is that you kept too much of the song the same as the original ;-)

FuNkY mOnKeY - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Same feelings here, Charlie. It ain't a horrible parody, but most of the song's lyrics have just had 'chimps' replaced with 'chicks'.

Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey Funky Monkey, that's the whole point of the song!

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