"Another Postcard (With Chimpanzees)" Based on the performance by Barenaked Ladies
"Another Comment (I'm Not 18) - For TJ Spindler" Parody by Static

I hope I read your mind, TJ, because this is what I would say if in your predicament

You can't imagine so many complaints on another's song
They say I'm something like thirty but still I know they're wrong
These people saying that they're just as good as Sherlock Holmes
I really wish that I could know where this detective roams.

People blame my bro, some people are blaming me
People who blame our heroes Spaff and Johnny D.
Half of a duet, and a guy named Watson don't you know
A guy who's famous 'cause he's good and his name's Florio.

[CHORUS (x2):]
Another complaint about age 18
And all the rumors are about me.

If I had to guess, I'd say the fake sender is just a bum
Probably the same guy who faked that he was Spaff.com
I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
If I find out who, then there's gonna be an online fight.

People blame my bro, some people are blaming me
People who blame our heroes Spaff and Johnny D.
Half of a duet, and a guy named Watson don't you know
A guy who's famous 'cause he's good and his name's Florio.

[CHORUS (x2)]

The comments sent by people who I say they are unknown
They keep on coming and coming and coming they won't leave me alone
Another comment about my age could make me leave this site
These people say I'm thirty and ask, Am I Right?

People blame my bro, some people are blaming me
People who blame our heroes Spaff and Johnny D.
Half of a duet, and a guy named Watson don't you know
A guy who's famous 'cause he's good and his name's Florio.

Another complaint about age 18
And all the rumors are about me.
All the rumors, all the rumors, all the rumors are about me.
All the rumors, all the rumors, all the rumors are about me.

[CHORUS (x4)]