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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Dollar"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had A Million Dollars"

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Dollar"

Parody Written by:

Big Boy

The Lyrics

If I only had a dollar,
If I only had a dollar.
I would buy a pack of gum,
hubba bubba or bazooka.
If I only had a dollar,
If I only had a dollar.
I would get a scented candle,
Maybe lemon of vanilla.
If I only had a dollar,
If I only had a dollar.
I'd buy peperation-H,
Because I'm so constapated.
If I only had a dollar,
I'd be cheap!

If I only had a dollar,
I wouldn't have to live with my mom.
If I only had a dollar,
I would beg for more.
and If I only had a dollar,
I'd be poor.

If I only had a dollar,
If I only had a dollar.
I'd buy some gummy bears,
But only the green ones.
If I only had a dollar,
If I only had a dollar.
I would get some jax,
Maybe I'll get twosies.
If I only had a dollar,
If I only had a dollar.
I'd go to the 7-11,
And get a slushie.
and If I only had a dollar,
I'd be cheap.

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