All the smelliness has always been a friend of his
he's leaving his poop in his pants
people say that he is dirty and he's gay
high five'n me with dirty hands
and how he got so ugly is a mystery
i cant get his stench out my house
dont care what is written in his history
as long as i dont smell pee

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he smells like alchohol
and ciggarets
does he have soap
cause i never seen him clean
alchohol
and ciggarets
does he have soap cause i never seen him clean

every little stench that comes by when he walks
its always knocking me out
doesnt matter if i dont see him again
cause i dont want to smell his pee

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ive treid to wash him so that no one smells
but i guess they do
cause they throw shampoo at him
its apple flavor and it smells real good
he dont care
cause he wants to smell like his pee

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