I've just... found out that
The young... and gray cat
Was a... male anyway
Do you think Nermal's gay?
They thought... that he was a girl
Cuttest kitten in the world
Most every day
Did someone say Nermal's gay?
Tell me why (that kitten was a male, though)
Tell me why (Is that a fact or a joke?)
Tell me why (his eyelashes were there to stay)
Did people thought that Nermal's gay?

He was... like Garfield
With a... different feel
He's still small... well, oh say
Can you think that Nermal's gay?
Tell me why (is he taken to Abu Dhabi)
Tell me why (is he cuter than Disney's Pete)
Tell me why... What did you say?
You said that Nermal's gay?!

He wasn't glutton, he keeps pushing buttons
And ticking Garfield way off, whoa
Like Mega Man Zero and Nintendo's own Toad
Don't question his gender though
I've just... found out that
That young... and gray cat
Was male (was male, was male, was male)
You told me that he's gay!
That kitten's male, that's a fact
Not a joke, just know it, Jack
Though his lashes were shown anyway (Eyelashes?)
But who cared if Nermal's gay?
Tell me why (is he worse than Arlene)
Tell me why (is he more like Garfield's fiend)
Tell me why (hold on, I got one thing to say)
I found out that Nermal's gay
Okay, I'll prove that Nermal's gay