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Backstreet Boys

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Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

Remember the Backstreet Boys? A plucky nineties boyband with wide eyes and over-exposed chests? Well, the nineties are over and this becomes apparent when you see what the BSB's look like now, which you can see in their video of "Incomplete." My guess is that the genetic technology that created the Backstreet Boys(TM) was lacking, and as a result, they have a shorter lifespan than the Homo sapiens. What I give you now is the lyrics to the song as the (cough) "boys" experience it, the undertone you can taste all over the song and the video. If I am not making any grammatical sense, please post a comment. I am not a native English speaker, and you may put me on trial for butchering your language.
AJ: empty spaces fill my aching bones
bearded faces with nose hair mega-grow
without prunes within me I get bowel stress
where I'm going? I wrote it down but I forget

I try to go like I have two kidneys
I'm awake but my brain is half asleep
I lay 'cause this heart can't take the walkin'
'cause without youth all I'm going to be is

AJ: voices tell me I should nag and moan
so I am spending all my holidays alone
patent, as plain as the wrinkles on my face
do you still wonder if we painted all our greys?


AJ: I don't mean to drag my walk
but I can't seem to dance no more
and I don't wanna sing this verse alone
Others: More voiceless than before...
AJ: Alooooooooone...



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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 12

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   1
 3   1
 4   0
 5   6

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psyco201t - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
me likey
Azrepheal - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great song. Great parody. 555
Yet Another Dutchman - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you very much, psyco and Azrepheal! (late response due to no constant access to internet) Dutch TV showed a Backstreet Boys to ten last week. It was hilarious to see how old the boyband concept has become!
Mrs.Kayla Depp - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
It sucks and the Backstreet Boys are a respectable group and many people love them,like me, and you guys can go f**ck yourselfs!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't mean to offend anyone, Mrs. Kayla Depp. Thank you for bothering to vote, anyway.
Sunny - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That was funny and clever... well done! Mrs. Kayla Depp, if you like the group then don't read parodies of their songs. Personally, I hate the backstreet boys... so I'm not complaining (obviously). anyway, great job
Yet Another Dutchman - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Sunny. This was one of my first parodies. Isn't it funny how it received three 1s for pacing and three 5s at the time I post this?
Yet Another Dutchman - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
It may not be much, and there's even some pacing errors, but it's a parody, and the BSB ARE to old to be called 'boys.' And it shows. Fin.
Natasha - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess it was ok
YAD - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you so much, Natasha.
flea fuliche - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
hey..dutchman...gr8 song...i was thinkin..i got some home production stuff goin on with my bros ovr cud i use these lyrics for a song we're making...a parody of incomplete..duh! hit me back at
Yet Another Dutchman - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I never left a copyright statement on any of the parodies I've written on AmIRight... If you want to use 'em, Flea, be my guest. :-) (I've already sent a mail to your yahoo, so whichever you read first...)

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