Song Parodies -> Elderly
| Original Song Title: | "Incomplete" |
| Original Performer: | Backstreet Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Elderly" |
| Parody Written by: | Yet Another Dutchman |
Remember the Backstreet Boys? A plucky nineties boyband with wide eyes and over-exposed chests? Well, the nineties are over and this becomes apparent when you see what the BSB's look like now, which you can see in their video of "Incomplete." My guess is that the genetic technology that created the Backstreet Boys(TM) was lacking, and as a result, they have a shorter lifespan than the Homo sapiens. What I give you now is the lyrics to the song as the (cough) "boys" experience it, the undertone you can taste all over the song and the video. If I am not making any grammatical sense, please post a comment. I am not a native English speaker, and you may put me on trial for butchering your language.
AJ: empty spaces fill my aching bones
bearded faces with nose hair mega-grow
without prunes within me I get bowel stress
where I'm going? I wrote it down but I forget
chorus:
I try to go like I have two kidneys
I'm awake but my brain is half asleep
I lay 'cause this heart can't take the walkin'
'cause without youth all I'm going to be is
elderly
AJ: voices tell me I should nag and moan
so I am spending all my holidays alone
patent, as plain as the wrinkles on my face
do you still wonder if we painted all our greys?
chorus
AJ: I don't mean to drag my walk
but I can't seem to dance no more
and I don't wanna sing this verse alone
Others: More voiceless than before...
AJ: Alooooooooone...
chorus
elderly
bearded faces with nose hair mega-grow
without prunes within me I get bowel stress
where I'm going? I wrote it down but I forget
chorus:
I try to go like I have two kidneys
I'm awake but my brain is half asleep
I lay 'cause this heart can't take the walkin'
'cause without youth all I'm going to be is
elderly
AJ: voices tell me I should nag and moan
so I am spending all my holidays alone
patent, as plain as the wrinkles on my face
do you still wonder if we painted all our greys?
chorus
AJ: I don't mean to drag my walk
but I can't seem to dance no more
and I don't wanna sing this verse alone
Others: More voiceless than before...
AJ: Alooooooooone...
chorus
elderly
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me likey
Great song. Great parody. 555
Thank you very much, psyco and Azrepheal! (late response due to no constant access to internet) Dutch TV showed a Backstreet Boys to ten last week. It was hilarious to see how old the boyband concept has become!
It sucks and the Backstreet Boys are a respectable group and many people love them,like me, and you guys can go f**ck yourselfs!
I didn't mean to offend anyone, Mrs. Kayla Depp. Thank you for bothering to vote, anyway.
That was funny and clever... well done! Mrs. Kayla Depp, if you like the group then don't read parodies of their songs. Personally, I hate the backstreet boys... so I'm not complaining (obviously). anyway, great job
Thank you, Sunny. This was one of my first parodies. Isn't it funny how it received three 1s for pacing and three 5s at the time I post this?
It may not be much, and there's even some pacing errors, but it's a parody, and the BSB ARE to old to be called 'boys.' And it shows. Fin.
I guess it was ok
Thank you so much, Natasha.
hey..dutchman...gr8 song...i was thinkin..i got some home production stuff goin on with my bros ovr here...so cud i use these lyrics for a song we're making...a parody of incomplete..duh! hit me back at morpheus_is_snoring@yahoo.co.uk
I never left a copyright statement on any of the parodies I've written on AmIRight... If you want to use 'em, Flea, be my guest. :-) (I've already sent a mail to your yahoo, so whichever you read first...)
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