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Song Parodies -> "Butch is My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Larger than Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Butch is My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Flibbertigibbet

The Lyrics

This is about a man who's married to a woman who is VERY butch. Enjoy!! =D
(verse one):
People laugh and point
when she's chewin' on coffee grounds
But, did you realize that
she can bench press five-hundred pounds?
All the hair products
can't tame her hair

(chorus):
Do not tease her she will kill, she can kill
she went to get a breast reduction until
People said she looked
good, to her delight
Do not touch her, Butch is my wife

(verse two):
Snapped a man in half
when he slapped her on the butt one night
I have to say for sore eyes, she was surely a good sight
'cause time made me wonder if she's still mine

(chorus):
Do not tease her she will kill, she can kill
she went to get a breast reduction until
People said she looked
good, to her delight
Do not touch her, Butch is my wife

(bridge):
Time made me wonder if she's still mine

(chorus):
Do not tease her she will kill, she can kill
she went to get a breast reduction until
People said she looked
good, to her delight
Do not touch her, Butch is my wife

Yeah, people said she looked
yeah, good, to her delight
yeah, do not touch her, Butch is my wife

(chorus):
Do not tease her she will kill, she can kill
she went to get a breast reduction until
People said she looked
good, to her delight
Do not touch her
do not touch her
Do not touch her, Butch is my wife

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MrMacphisto - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
POSTIVE K - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I GOT A MAN

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