baby
oh

Even on the stage
I see
that nicky's over there
singing off-key
deep within my ears
I hear
nicky squealing

sometimes I wish that nick
could sing
Impossible as that may seem
But I wish he could
so bad
baby

[chorus]
Somebody shut nick up (somebody shut him up)
Shut Nick up
Shut up
Him and his stupid pugs (those stupid pugs)
shut them up
shut up

(nick's part)
I sing my songs
the way
They can be most irratating
Every thing I sing
is off-key
Sometimes people throw things at me

Sometimes I wish I could
sing well
the way the other guys do
But I still sing
so bad
baby
the guys all say
[chorus]

Nicky, Nicky,
at first we thought your voice was good
how did you fool us?
Oh Nicky, Nicky
please just lip sync
cuz you make our music stink

Sometimes I wish I could
Kick him out of the group
Although Lou says no
But I wish I could
So Bad

[chorus]