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Song Parodies -> "Everybody (Shave Your Body)"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody (Backstreets Back)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody (Shave Your Body)"

Parody Written by:

Crazymama61

The Lyrics

Oh my god, my razor's gone,
i can't shave all night long,
wanna bring me a razor I'll show you how,
if its razor burn, use lotion now...

Bridge:
Do you use skintimate? yeahhh...
Is it peEeach or pear...peaaar
Are you sexy smooth? yeah...
So since we;re so hairy, we're gonna shave our bodies now...

Chorus:
Everybody, yeah...
shave your body, yeah....
everybody, shave your body right, cut that hair alright!


Now throw your washcloths in the air..woo woo woo
and Wipe the razor, of that hair...
If you got a cut lemme hear you yell...ahhhh
cuz skintimate burns like hell...yeah eyeh eyeh

Bridge:
Do you use skintimate? yeahhh...
Is it peEeach or pear...peaaar
Are you sexy smooth? yeah...
So since we;re so hairy, we're gonna shave our bodies now...

Chorus:
Everybody, yeah...
shave your body, yeah....
everybody, shave your body right, cut that hair alright!

So everybody everywherrree
Don't be afraid to shave that hair...
I'm gonna tell you now, make you understand...
As long as you keep shaving, the hair grows back again...

Everybody, yeah
Shave your body, yeah
Everybody
shave your body right (shave your body right)
Cut that hair alright!
Everybody (everybody)
Yeah (shaveyour body)
shave your body (everybody)
Yeah (everybody shave your body)
Everybody (everybody, shaveyour body)
shave your body right (everybody)
Cut that hair alright!




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Your Mom - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm gay.
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
daz - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
where can i get this song, lol?

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