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Song Parodies -> "Sale at K-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Shape of My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Sale at K-Mart"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Visa, please try to just give me
One chance to pay my minimum
Scold me now, don't bother
If all this spending it makes me weaker
Who can save me from the debt I've incurred?

Looking back at the things I've bought
I tried to be what I was not
I shopped Wal-Mart, paid by credit card
Now let me go to the sale at K-Mart

Plaid pants are beautiful, outgrown pants are tragical
So help me I can't pay for more
Touch my card, don't bother
If Visa spending it makes you weaker
Who can save you from the debt you've incurred?

Looking back at the things I've bought
I guess I had been smoking pot
I shopped Wal-Mart, paid by credit card
Now let me go to the sale at K-Mart

I'm here with my confession
Got nothing to buy for more
Than a buck fifty-four
But I know things are cheap at K-Mart

I'm looking back at things I've bought
I never wanna pay for lame old rot
Like the stuff at Wal-Mart
Now let me enjoy the sale at K-Mart

Looking back at the things I've bought
I tried to be what I was not
I shopped Wal-Mart, paid by credit card
Now let me go to the sale at K-Mart

Looking back at the things I've bought
I guess I had been smoking pot
I shopped Wal-Mart, paid by credit card
Now let me go to the sale at K-Mart
Go to the sale at K-Mart

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 9

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David Pratter - January 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Decent song about overspending at cheap department stores. Not my favorite parody on this site, however. (I only voted 3-3-2.) Wal-Mart used to be my favorite place to buy almost everything until I got fired from working there after only three months. I don't like the way management treats their associates, I lost my job over practically nothing, and after two years, they still won't rehire me. I also do not like how they are trying to put out other retail companies, practically monopolizing the retail and now even the GROCERY STORE industry with their Supercenters. Therefore, when I sing the chorus, I sing it as: Looking back at the things I've bought I tried to be what I was not Shopped Anal-Mart, paid by credit card Now let me go to the sale at K-Mart

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