Let me tell you the story 'bout this guy that changed my destiny
His name is Barney, everytime I see him, it's just misery
I was about to open the bar and there he was waiting in front of me
Stupid guy
He made all my beer run dry, So he's gotta go
I should have said no
When he asked me for my keys
But I dragged him out and said

Listen Barney, I'm sorry
But you're out in a hurry
I don't believe it, you're drunk
You skunk, Barney!
It's clear you've drank up all the beer inside of 'Moe's'
While we were closed
I guess the Kwik-E-Mart's nearby
Gotta go