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Song Parodies -> "Poser Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Girl"

Parody Written by:

Casser McConnon

The Lyrics

I hate Avril!!!!! She totally sux!!!! I sk8 And I know 4 a fact she doesn't!!!
She is a poser
she is Avril Lavigne
can I make it any more obvious?

She cannot sk8
she does ballet
what more can I say?

You worship her
but she'll never tell
she wears preppy clothes as well

everyone I know
stuck up thier nose
at the poser who wears punky clothes

Her name is Avril Lavigne
we piss on her magazines
beat her up right after the show
shes got a pretty face
but thats just not the case
popsingers could never be any worse

she cant write songs
cant play guitar
aqnd she dares call herself a superstar

I turn on TV
only to see
poser girl screwing up MTV

I call up my friends
they already know
they've all got tickets to see the show

we're at the show
we jump on stage
and put you Avril fans down

She is a wannabe
who is she trying to be?
just like Britney she deserves to die
Now she's a superstar, smashing up her guitar
can't they see how little she's worth?

Sorry poser but you missed out
being punk is not about
hating preps and making trends
this is where your career ends
too bad that you couldnt see
you shouldnt pose as what you wanna be
there is more than meets the eye
now take off that stupid necktie

Shes just a fake
and Im real Pissed off
could anyone make me more nauseous
we hate her guts
havent you heard
how she screwed up the music world\

her name is Avril Lavigne
Well piss on her magazines
beat her up onstage at the show
well be at the studio
singin the song we wrote
about the poser we all know



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Hello Kittachu - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This is soooooooo funny and so right!
Hello Kittachu - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I also wanted to add that all my friends hate her too!! :D My mother calls her Advil Lagreene. She said, "Who ini their right mind names their child Advil?"
Mouse - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Old idea, and it's not even well-written. Better luck next time? Oh, and I'll have that life if you're not going to use it..
heather - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
i dont like this one at all
Jonathan - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
So freaking cool. Hey did you know that her middle name was Ramona? Go into ASCAP's database on the web and see to whom names are the song registered! And hey 6 writers to write a song? and the last one is her? Come On this girl is manufactured by Arista. Tsk tsk tsk, she is pretty but her attitude sucks. I know she doesn't play guitar or skates because you could totally see it in her face. Ohh and one time i was watching an ad on mtv about a contest to meet her and she was "playing the guitar" you could tell she doesn't know shit.
hottopicfairy - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't make fun of dance!
One of the wisemen - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Avril is nothing but a preppy poser who CANNOT skate or play gitar!!!
Eejay - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Avril's middle name is not Ramona. It's Rose. She does not do ballet (not that there's anything wrong with dancing.) She does not claim to be punk. She does skate, though she's not very good at it. Watch the music video for Complicated, and you will see her playing guitar. That's all I'm going to say.
KittyKat - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
lol oh come on! you know that girl is a complete poser! her fans are just too scared to admit it, but this song is wicked true! lmao
100%_mini_Avril - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
All avril haters I want u 2 know that even my g-ma says that u should get a life and go diss on some one u know! Now that is sad. To the girl whose mom calls her Advil Lagreene, u and ur mom suck. It is just be cuz u don't have a life and u have nothing better to do. ok, avril isn't the best at playing the guitar and she admits that but that doesn't mean that she CAN'T play at all. She sk8s but she prefers to stay on the ground (no jumping off of ramps or droping in the bowl.) she does sk8. oh to Eejay, i hate to say this but yeah her middle name is Ramona and ur right she doesn't call herself punk. She is a rocker-chic with punk characteristics. Whoever wrote this song, i have a few things to say: Avril is better than u'll ever be, Avril took effort to write Sk8er Boi and u were so worthless and so rude to diss her and ruin her song. Sk8er boi is a good song & 2 c that someone without a life ruin it, that is wrong. I hate anti-Avrils and Avril isn't a prep. U are the suck up prep that has such a dull life u sat on ur butt at the computer all day and make fun of singers that are better than u'll ever be!
FuNkY mOnKeY - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
To the author of this parody and all the other people who are writing these parodies and slamming Avril: I would LOVE to know just what f***ing right you have to judge somebody you don't know in the least! Who the hell do you think you are?!? Have you met Avril? Do you truly know whether or not she's a true punk? The answer, buddy, is NO!! It's people like you haters that are helping the great black cloud that already hangs over the world, to grow. Has the idea ever penetrated your thick skulls that she might be convincing others that she is a punk because she MIGHT really be?? And even so, who cares?! She could be purple and fuzzy for all I care. Her music matters, not whatever attitudes and personalities she might or might not have. Whether she is quiet or loud, shy or outgoing, wild or tame, the fact remains that she makes quality music and has legitimate talent. Who is it of you that is making people happy all over the world with her music? It's certainly not you. Therefore I suggest--no, INSIST--that you morons find something better to do with yourselves than sit on your butt at your computer and slam Avril for a personality she might not even have.
MetalliCa Fan... - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Avril...I donoT LYk....but One thing I gotta say to Avril...Stop singin Rock songs tha re not yours....Man in the Metallica icon thing...u sang Fuel and U SUCKED...but u were better than snoop dogg...Hehe..anyway...so long u dun spoil others songs...I m okay n so re the rest of em metalheads...
Avril ROCKS - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
whoever wrote this SUCKS!!!!!! Avril is better than you will ever be!! so F*** off and dont ruin Avrils songs
Jessie - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
oh and forgot to say...Avril is just in for the image...
Avril_bites - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
You posers who think in your stupid little brains that Avril can actually play guitar - watch any of those crappy vids where she pretends to play and you'll see she doesn't even get the power chords right. And whoever said not to riuin Avril's songs; you're too late, they were ruined before they were made into parodies.
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Casser - Not great, but amusing. I actually kind of like Lavigne, although "sk8tr boi" is honestly my least favorite song off that album. However, FYI - I did read a review of a show she did at an L.A. club (a bit before she became the huge arena-filling deal) and the reviewer mentioned that she did indeed play guitar and was actually pretty good. I do not recall for sure the publication I saw it in, but I believe it was the Los Angeles Times. Anyway, everyone gets to have their own opinion, skater or not, punk or not, guitar-player or not...whatever. She does possess a great voice and whether or not she wrote the song it SOUNDS authentic. The "Matrix" team may have written much of it, don't know. By contrast Liz Phair, whose 1st album 10 years ago showed a lot of promise, for some reason is singing the same type of songs. And she DOESN'T sound authentic (could be something to do with a 36-year old woman singing songs that might sound real from a 16-18 girl). Seems like maybe she skipped over the "Emotional growth" part of living. Well, that can happen. Hey, it's great if people both WRITE and PERFORM their own stuff but there is no law against INTERPRETING the work of others or co-writing a piece. The point of being an artist is to do a song in a way that makes THAT song your own. Lavigne can do that, and not every vocalist out there can. That would be real enough for me. You can (and will) set your own standards. Well, that's enough for today class. Enjoyed dipping into the comments here for the thoughts of the younger folks; they supply a certain level of amusement on their own. Later...
Death - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
there is more than meets the eye now take off that stupid necktie haha i love that
Katrina - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Why does Avril think she's a punk? SHE'S NOT!!!!! She is just a yuppie pop star with no talent or brains. The REAL punks are Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Rancid, Nirvana,etc. if y'all think Avril's a punk, YOU'RE CRAZY!!!!!!! She is just a lamo piece of crap that Nickelodeon can keep cuz MTV wouldn't keep her. Just cuz she's a popular POP icon, doesn't give her the right to be saying that she's punk!!!! ROCK ON AND PUNKS RULE!!!!
shana - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
OK first of all i was once a fan of avril. now im not. just to clear things up she does play the guitar u can hear it in her CD duh..she defintly skatboards if you watch her videos ok? but she is very mean if you meet her and in a interview she once said "people that dress like me need to get a life and ffind there one" thats y i dont like her ne more..but even tho i hate her this song really sucks
steve - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
well first of ll parodys are great but yeah you guys have to relivze music vidioe are not saposed to have everything right on i watch countless rock music videos where the drummer guiartst aren't hitting the music right asnd not even the right beat so you can't say plays guitar becsue she dose. and dose saketbord becasue i have skated with her in calgary at the skate park. another thing her music may suck sometimes and some song may be stupid but he look where she is and look where you guys are she must have something good going for her. and what else her interviews about the way she dresses you'd hate peopel do when they dress like you you hate it RIGHT? personaly it was her style and it was over used
steve - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
what is a punk to you??? a punk is a style of dressing i know countless punks that listen to country rock jazz and of course punk music there is no one way of doing things yes she maybe a total poser but it is her style ther are lots of posers she is a rocker not a punk and her video who cares of they aren't on time
AvrilFan - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
All Avril Haters piss off. I love avril and u have no right to tear her apart just cause u dont agree w/ the way she dresses or her songs or what she does. get a life.avrils the best and she is way better than u could ever b. she plays guitar and skates and does everything herself so leave her a lone. find something else to do. Avril rocks.
Jellybean - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, this was an okay parody, i like how you include she's a poser, cant sk8 but it could have been written better. On the other hand she can play guitar and write songs, and she definately writes songs better than you so I highly doubt you should be talking. I kinda cant stand how she is a poser, because my friends and I work really hard to sk8board, but thats her decision. So you need to get a life and get over it.
Avrilsshore - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
U beeeoooochhh how could u make up that song u suck i hate u thats wrong to post it sharen it w/ friends yea but putting it on the web hell no u have issues if u hate her so much then my did u mess up her song to say shit about her if u don't like her then don't talk or write about her its simple if u hate her then why waste ur time maken fun of her its that simple u make no damn sense u fagtard u should die!! meanly, Jordan p.s.to u Avril lovers rock on and keep on loven her shes awsome and ur awsome 2 if u love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Avril haters kiss my white ass!!!!!!!!!! *sticks up middle finger* *says fuck you*
Your mom, bitch - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah I thought this song was fucking hilarious, keep up the good work dude. And by the way, Avril should kill herself. She claims shes "punk" there is no such thing as "punk" punk breaks down into tons of different branches. pop punk, hardcore punk, street punk and alot of others. It just shows how ignorant she is about music. She needs to be exterminated before she infects other music genres with her idiotic poser bullshit songs, honestly. and she CANT play guitar, shes playing up on the like fucking 7th fret of the A string when the actual notes on the 1st fret of the E string. Her fucking strums arnt even in sync with the song. I dont know when you avril-loving posers are gonna open your eyes and realize shes a complete fake, but hopefully you will listen to REAL music someday, desite how sucky your taste in music is, granted you listen to the poser princess.
Angie - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
That song is dumb!!!! whoever wrote it or helped or whatever u people desperately need to get LIVES!!!!!! Go READ A BOOK for crying out loUD!!
princess_of_evil - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
yah. Anyway.... Avril is punk. Gawd. Put Avril Into iTunes, and I bet it will say punk. It did for me..... There is loads of types of punk, and btw Katrina Nirvana ain't punk. They are Grunge. It is an okay parody. It is a bit like my one, about Good Charlotte. I do like Good Charlotte and all, but whatever....[[i was asked to make it up]] Don't diss Avril. I wish I was as famous as her by that age. Gawd, those guys in Green Day are like 33, and I only heard of them last year.... lol sorry 4 going on and on. =0
Chris - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
its helerious

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