-> "H8 That Gurl"
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"H8 That Gurl"
She was a Boi, he was a Gurl
Can I make it any more juvenile?
She was a prep, she did ballet
But she tried to be punk anyway
She wanted cash, we'd never tell
We wanted her to go straight to hell
We'd never say, cause every day
She'd spit at people from far away
We really h8 that gurl, she always made us hurl
Her makeup was caked right on her face
She wears Hot Topic clothes, but she always picks her nose
shows her crack all over the place
5 years from now, she's smoking crack
Arista hates her, don't want her back
she turns on TV, guess who she sees?
it's the world burning up her CDs
has no one to call, she sits in her box
out in the dump with dumb preps and jocks
she could have been cool, if she'd acted sane
she shouldn'a dropped out, she has no brain
she is a stupid gurl, she makes smart people hurl
they see right through her right away
just go back to Napanee, where you can't even see
your eyeliner is too dark and gray
sorry gurl but you're no star
there are some who play guitar
there are some with real talent
your time was not that well spent
too bad that you couldn't see
punk's not your personality
you may dress that way but soon
you will look like a cartoon
she's just a fake, should be burned at the stake
can i make it any more logical?
she won't try and sing, she won't do a thing
or the world will be laughing
she thought that she was punk, we thought she was a skunk
run over by a pickup truck
now we're rid of that witch, and she has no rights to bitch
and we think that she's run out of luck
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