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Song Parodies -> "H8 That Gurl"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"H8 That Gurl"

Parody Written by:

Sarah

The Lyrics

Hey Cerise! I'm "trippin" again! Well, i'll say this now, if you don't want to see a favourite singer of yours insulted, don't go onto a site that insults music DUH.
She was a Boi, he was a Gurl
Can I make it any more juvenile?
She was a prep, she did ballet
But she tried to be punk anyway
She wanted cash, we'd never tell
We wanted her to go straight to hell
We'd never say, cause every day
She'd spit at people from far away

We really h8 that gurl, she always made us hurl
Her makeup was caked right on her face
She wears Hot Topic clothes, but she always picks her nose
shows her crack all over the place

5 years from now, she's smoking crack
Arista hates her, don't want her back
she turns on TV, guess who she sees?
it's the world burning up her CDs
has no one to call, she sits in her box
out in the dump with dumb preps and jocks
she could have been cool, if she'd acted sane
she shouldn'a dropped out, she has no brain

she is a stupid gurl, she makes smart people hurl
they see right through her right away
just go back to Napanee, where you can't even see
your eyeliner is too dark and gray

sorry gurl but you're no star
there are some who play guitar
there are some with real talent
your time was not that well spent
too bad that you couldn't see
punk's not your personality
you may dress that way but soon
you will look like a cartoon

she's just a fake, should be burned at the stake
can i make it any more logical?
she won't try and sing, she won't do a thing
or the world will be laughing

she thought that she was punk, we thought she was a skunk
run over by a pickup truck
now we're rid of that witch, and she has no rights to bitch
and we think that she's run out of luck

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alix - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
i agree that avril sux but pleez no more sk8er boi parodies
crystal - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I HATE AVRIL! you have made my day
Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Oi vey, she's still better than 99 percent of what's out there. More's the pity. Yeah, I know I say that a lot. Almost as much as people say "I hate Avril." Really, people, there are those out there far more worthy of your ire. Some of them even work in the White House. (Not Bush, though. He doesn't work there, or anywhere else.)
Sarah - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I only submit this parody to amiright because i'm making a collection of all my avril parodies. there are very many sk8er boi parodies
aliceyn - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
ha ha ha....i dont hate or like this parody. i LOVE it. good..no more like GREAT job.
sam - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
avril rox ur just a perp who knows nothin
Sarah - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
1) I am not a perp. What is a perp anyway? 2) So I know nothing, yet you can't even spell "rocks" or "you're" correctly. 3) http://www.recroommagazine.com/articles/avril.htm
cerise - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
DUH ur self gurl bcoz i h8 u more!
hottopicfairy - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You Go Sarah!
Sarah - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
If you don't want your favourite singer insulted, don't visit a site that insults musicians.
C. Pollman - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Avril sucks!
Thomas - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
You know what Sarah? You should get a life because Avril Lavigne Rcoks! I live in Napanee and she is awesome!!! She si the most amazing person ever and she 100% natural and punk! Yuo should get a life and do something better with your life than make avril lavigne song jokes!! Get real and don't be a nast bitch! You are disgusting and while Avril is making millions, you will be sitting at home making up dumb parodies about some one who has way more than you!! Think about it!!!
Mike Florio - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thomas, youre telling Sarah to get a life?
Guy - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
100% punk? it saddens me to think kids don't know what punk is really about anymore.. The media has totally sold out that word I guess..
Jimmy J. - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
OH SARAH, THAT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!
Sarah - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Well while I'm still in high school and getting an education which I'd like to complete rather than drop out, I'm going to spend the days in which I am bored out of my mind writing parodies that myself and some other people find humourous. Avril may try and be different but she's not a real punk. Punk died out in the 80s. Try listening to the Ramones or Sex Pistols to hear real punk. I honestly don't mind her music, I just think she and her music are being labeled as something so blatantly not what she claims she/it is. She wears skaterpunk clothes and acts like one while she sells music that is not anything like what she claims to be. "Sk8er Boi" is the only remotely pop-punk song on the album. She appeals to the younger generation because it's something so much more different and rebellious than Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera. I think there is reasoning behind her millions of dollars. So by all means, go ahead and like her, I know many people that do, but at least take the time to consider things from someone else's point of view.
Jeff Reuben - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a parody people. The goal is to make fun of something or someone. Sarah: Good job. PS : Avril is not punk.
Sk8erBoi(AKA CHRIS) - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
In the defense of Avril: there are plenty of better people to hate. Avril doesnt claim to be "PUNK" per se. avril is just a really cool person, at least in my opinion. ah well, to each their own. PS: The Sex Pistols are the band that ruined punk. they are the reason punks are feared and hated to this day. The Ramones are the best 4-5-6-7 ALL GOOD CRETINS GO TO HEAVEN!
Sarah - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Punks aren't feared where I live, they are praised and are the epitome of popularity. I've actually gotten accustomed to several of Avril's songs but I still hate her and shall continue to write (in my opinion) humourous parodies about her to share with others who agree with my views of her. But thanks, Chris, for not being rude to me like Cerise and Thomas were.
Lhyviathan - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
- The parody was great... keep up the good work - No, Avril is not the worst - I hate Avril, but not because of her music or even her Punk image when she isn't Punk... its because she came onto this talk show (here in Australia, there's one called "Rove Live" which is one of the most popular shows here) and she did 2 things. 1) She gave an interview in which she was rude, incoherent, stupid and stoned. 2) She sung live at the end of the show (I'm With You) and it was completely off key... I mean SERIOUSLY... it was awful... a lot of people who liked Avril immediately began thinking "She's pretty crappy" after they saw that.
Tyler - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Yo Sarah you in the hood now.I'm Black.My name is Tyler.It might not sound black but it is.I wear them big chain necklaces that say NY,DAWG,and TNT and they spin around....in circles and they pimpin cuz it's my bling bling home dawg!!Yo and about Avril she ain't in the hood and i'm 20 and my phone # is 555-YOU-CALLED-THE-GHETTO and kiss my ghetto @$$!!!U MUTHA******!!!!
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
The Ramones and The Sex Pistols are real punk!!!.> >.<;
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Sum 41 is punk pop but I am a huge fan of them even if they aren't like the The Ramones!!^_^;
SpazzyMcGee/Ms.Laci - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
hey, y'all! what tha hook's goin on? and miss Sarah the parody author, leave that cerise girl alone. i don't think u have a right to make her mad just because she likes avril lavigne and is defending her. shame on you, sarah, SHAME.
Sarah - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Like I've said a million times, this is a parody site. Cerise was the one getting pissed at me for writing Avril parodies. Don't go whining to me about it.
starkinsanity - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Not too shabby. When I first heard that other song by that chick, ( i'm not too sure what it was called) i wrote my own parody, it was a long time ago, but it was pretty coo too. I don't want people to write constantly back to me about just how wrong I am, but I personally dislike Avril. Not because of her type of music, I don't listen to it, but I don't care that she makes it, but I don't like that she claims it's punk. Oh well she can do what she wants I guess. Cool parady though

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