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Song Parodies -> "Poser Punk"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boy"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Punk"

Parody Written by:

Melissa Campbell

The Lyrics

Egh...I think her tie says it all.
I am a dork
I really suck
Can I make it anymore obvious?
I'm not a punk
Guitar I can't play
What more can I say?
I try to skate
Because skating sells
But I always fall and it hurts like hell
All of the punks
They make fun of me
I try to be punk as I can be

I am a poser punk
Watch me rhyme punk with punk
I was too good for Canada
So I came here instead
They all think that I'm a sped
Because I'm a stupid poser punk

Two years from now
I will be gone
You'll never again hear my crappy songs
Now turn on your TV
Look what ya see
Good Charlotte is making fun of me
Cause they're kinda punk
And well I'm just not
But I like to think I'm really hot
I go to punk shows
stand in the crowd
jump in the mosh my mom's so proud

I am a poser punk, watch me rhyme punk with punk
I was too good for Canada
So I came here instead
They all think that I'm a sped
Because I'm a stupid poser punk

Sorry punks, I drove you down
All the preppies dress "punk" now
and I have lots of poser friends
This is how the story ends
It's too bad all you ever see
Is the punk I wanna be
But there's no more than meets they eye
I have no music skills inside

I am a dork
I really suck
Can I make it anymore obvious?
I'm not a punk
Haven't you heard?
How I've wrecked the music world?

I am a poser punk
watch me rhyme punk with punk
I was too good for Canada
So I came here instead
They all think that I'm a sped
Because I'm a stupid poser punk

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Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I disagree strongly with your assessment, but I love how you said it. Avril can write, play and (almost) sing, and would beat Britney or any of her clones in a fight with one tie tied behind her back. But this was funny. Too good for Canada? Yeah, Wayne tried that. (Gretzky and Mike Myers.) Georgie Bush thinks he's too good for Canada too. Guess he doesn't like French-speakers. I'll bet he doesn't like Avril either.
TG - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
For some reason I think this is the best out of all the 'sk8er boi' parodies
Sarah - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Comment to Michael: I have seen Avril play guitar once in any live performances. I guess her singing isn't too bad, when it comes to country music (any other type of music isn't for her voice), and the only reason her punk image is selling is because it's different from the Britney image. Since when have Teen-y boppers had a different teenage female role model than a pop star?
WackoGrrl319 - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree w/ Michael - it waz a gr8 parody, but Avril IS talented, and not a poseur at all! Comment 2 Sarah: Just becuz some1 doezn't alwayz play live doezn't mean they can't! Oh yeah, Melissa, the only other thing I kinda have 2 say iz that there are already like 100 Sk8er Boi parodiez w/ the same theme. There'z nothing wrong w/ that, but sometimez it helpz 2 be more original! And i agree w/ TG that it'z @ least ONE of the best outta them, but i dunno - i haven't had time 2 read them all, lol.
*~ emily lou ~* - March 13, 2003 - Report this comment
YOU GO GIRL!!!!! AND ALL YOU DRAGS : MICHAEL AND WACKOGRRL man avril aint talented she need to take her lazy canadian butt outta the US and back into her lil whole
jane - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
amen to that emily lou!
me - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
well i agree wit michael 2!!!!ha ha ha !! she can sing and what is rong wit canada?!!
The Aussie Ocker - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I never thought I would find an anti-Avril parody hilarious, but you have proved me wrong!
Melissa - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment
'Tis I, Melissa, author of this parody. LOL, I didn't realize it'd been posted yet...And wackogrrl, I know there are a bunch of parodies with the same theme, but I didn't write this just for this site, I actually wrote it about 4 months ago and decided to submit it. But thanks for the great comments, everyone! ^_^
Baloo - March 23, 2003 - Report this comment
That was SO hillarious! Avril isn't as great and hot as she makes out to be...though she does try. It seems to me her voice is boxed up on her CD cuz she can't perform live at ALL! Good job, hope to see more parodies from you! LoL
hottopicfairy - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
She is gr8, not a poser! Make fun of Britney instead! =)
MFC - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
A great paraody. I agree that Avril sucks (she's hot though) but she is a poser. If she didn't try that I'm not like Britney crap I may have a little more respcet for her but she is just like Brotney except for the look.
Sass - April 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Im sorry but i love Avril Lavigne... and i know everyone has there days when they actually like the pop rock singers, even if you wont admit it
Grubby - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
GOOD CHARLOTTE IS NOT PUNK!! THEY'RE POSERS AS WELL AS AVRIL!!
Eejay - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm definitely with Michael and Wackogrrl319 and Sass. Why are people often so obsessed with being cool and punk that they won't open up and listen to her music? Pop rock isn't THAT bad.
FuNkY mOnKeY - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
emily lou: "she need to take her lazy canadian butt outta the US and back into her whole." Mae bee yu cud lern two spel? 1) Lazy? Traveling all over the world and jumping all over the place on stage and off is lazy? What do you DO? 2) Why are you making this emphasis on "Canadian"? Do I detect a nationalist? America isn't any better than Canada is. Get off your diamond studded elitist look-at-me-I'm-American-I'm-better-than-you throne. It's getting rather old. And also...I said this once and I'll say it again...What f***ing right do you think you have to call her a poser?! Do you know Avril? Have you talked to her in person? Have you been around her? NO!! Why do you morons insist on bashing Avril for a personality she might not even have?! What is your problem?! Avril has legitimate talent. She writes her own lyrics--yes, she DOES by the way, look at the CD credits--and yes, DOES play the guitar, entertains people and inspires and makes people happy with her music. Are you making people all over the world happy? No. Why criticise her?
Hello - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Funky and everyone else who thinks she's so talented: News flash, just about anyone can write lyrics about how they feel, and just about anyone can learn to play the guitar. I'll admit Im wrong when I hear her play some real music that involves actual talent. Metallica all the way:)
laura - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG! That was f***ing hillarious! Especially the part about Good Charlotte! Avril sux!
moohead - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
haha i loved it. avril is such a poser, no matter what you teeny-boppers say. i don't give a shit if she writes her own lyrics. my little sister could do better than that. let's all rhyme "boi" with "boi". haha that's not even a word. notice how when she plays guitar...it's all one chord. she also got nominated for best POPartist at the grammys. dumb midget. *shoots avril*
angie - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
this is the best song ive ever heard! nice! avril smells! such a poser! better go to hell togethr with your stinking followers!!! you"ve just destroyed the punk industry... die poser bitch!!!!!
Klade - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Charlotte isn't anywhere near punk, shit for brains. How the hell can someone that believes Good Charlotte is punk be anti-Avril??? Good Charlotte and Avril are both useless zealot posers. Dumb knob.
Death - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
hahaha thats freaking awesome kudos to you
to_hell_wth_life - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
What do i have to say? That was funny as hell but come on...you dont like avril dont listen to her (yeah i'll admit i hate her music too) but honestly I hate rap and country and R&B and pop ect. but i'm not making up stuff about them If avril wants to think shes punk let her and show your support to REAL punks by not going out and getting her album.....OK thats all i got to say See ya P.S. Oh before i go I agree with who ever wrote the song Teeies are acting punk because of her THANKS SK8ER GRL!!!!! x_x
emily - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
dude that is a song there the best one ive ever heard! avril is pretty much a poser well keep makin fun of avril and make up one for retard hillary duff while your at it! ~~~~~~~~emily~~~~~~~~~
Wolf Brat - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
i ttlee dsagre caus serslee she is nt a psr shs ma fav sngr sids abba cas shes difrnt shs nt ttlee pnk so wat dat jus maks her uniq eh
none - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
no, she didn't destroy punk. true punks either don't know about her or don't give a damn. street punk is 100% different from her 100% pop, and it has a 100% different audience-most people are not crossovers. maybe a few people crossed over because they were fed up w/ the mainstream, and then became true punks, but most who cross over just become more elaborate posers than they were before.
AntAst - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Avril rules so i dont no wat all u guys r goin on bout. Her songs rok harder than Good Charlotte and shes got mor talent than them. All those hoo hav ritten bad comments bout Avril probably havent even sat down and listened 2 any of her songs b4. Mayb if u did u wood realise wat songs uve bin missin out on.
AntAst - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well..........................that parody rocked...................ive lernt the hole song now!!!!
Soneji75 - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Good Charlotte? Kinda punk? you must be f'ing kidding me!!!! Good Charlotte is just as much as a sad joke as Avril is!!! If Good Charlotte is punk, then Britney Spears is the next is Crunk. Idiot

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