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Song Parodies -> "Doggy Toy"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Doggy Toy"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Andrew Fisher

The Lyrics

Hey this is the first song that i've added to this site, i write a LOT of pardoys and songs, its kinda my hobby. This song was inspired by Avril's preformance of the song at the 2003 grammies i hope you like, and if you have any requests for other songs you would like a pardoy written to e-mail me at catch ya'll laterz!
I was a "boy"
He was a "girl"
We met in a french mafia
I'm dressed in drag
He was a fag,
lookin for ass every-dayyy....

He wanted guys
Also did I
I knew that we would be a pair
We could make out
And then he would
make me scream and shoutttt....

I was his doggy toy
I'm gonna mate you "roy"
I hope he only sees my back
He was of different race
But then in the other case
I got to do and actuall mannn...

One day i know
That he will leave
Because he will know i am not a man
I sit on the couch,
Think of a plan
And then it all comes to me
I phone up the doc
How much will it cost?
To get cos-metic Surgey
I got to the back yard
keep up my guard
Then take the shovel and start to dig
I hear a large Clunk
Then pull out the trunk
And there is just enough mon-eyyyy....

I was his doggy toy
I'm gonna mate you "roy"
I hope he only sees my back
Now that i know i can
Give some ass to my man
I think he'll like me even morrree...

I got fixed, and now i am proud
I know that hes alll mine now
I approach him, tell him the news
He says that he's not amused
He's actually not gay
He don't grove that way
It looks like i am really screewwwed....
He says he's a boy
But i'm not a girl
I had to drop out of the mafia
Lost all my drag
Now i'm the real fag
My name is now Roy
No longer a toy
I guess i really am the boy.
its sorta a rough copy but its in the "fix-up" process if you have any comments about this song e-mail me at explore125@hotmail.comNOTE: All materials listed above are copyrighted by Jordan Fisher

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 12

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 3   0
 4   3
 5   3

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Michael Pacholek - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Is it just my imagination, or are the Sk8er Boi parodies getting lamer and lamer? I thought "Doggy Toy" might actually be a funny story about a dog and his toy, but you blew it, dog. Maybe we should find out if Sk8er Boi has a jersey, retire his number, and raise it to the rafters at Amiright Arena, along with those of the Piano Man, the Boy Named Sue and the Lonely Teenage Bronking Buck from "American Pie."
Jordan - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey man, i'd like to see you write a half decent pardoy of this song, or shut your god damn mouth!
Michael Pacholek - March 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I have written a half-decent "pardoy" of that song, Jordan. It's called "Failure Boy." It's about the 11th best version of this song on this site. Yours ranks about 46th. So instead of my shutting my mouth, let's see you do your homework. I'm sure you've got some, since you seem to be even younger than Avril, with about one-tenth of her imagination.
Jimmy J. - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Can I jump in and comment? Jordan, what is a "pardoy" as you said in your comment? And are you proud of your song? Because if you were, that would be PATHETIC. I agree with Mike!
hottopicfairy - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Amen to Jordan!
anya0183 - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
you thought mine was bad, well your one to talk! do yourself a favor and get a life!
Kid V. - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
It wasnt as funny as i thought it would have been.
lex - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
whoever wrote this..... you sound very queer

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