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Song Parodies -> "p0s3r ch!k"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"p0s3r ch!k"

Parody Written by:

nuero

The Lyrics

p0s3r ch!k
parody of 'sk8er boi' (avril lavigne, probably among other writers)
new lyrics by nuero, 2-24-03
i was a boy
she was a girl
heard her song on the radio
it was okay
wasn't the worst
until i saw more than i heard

at first there were
a bunch of kids
talk 'bout her like she's a stupid chick
i didn't know
till i saw the tv
i couldn't believe what it was i see

she is a poser chick
putting on this punk schtick
i guess it's to sell more records
it's 'cause punk is popular
ever since the offspring were
and blink sold 5 million records

five weeks have passed
since i saw that show
with her in the mall in those punk clothes
turned on mtv
guess who i see
poser chick rockin' up mtv
she jumps onto cars
and pretends to skate
and i don't get why she has to use eights
guess it's the new thing
even though she can sing
this is the worst thing i've ever heard

she is a poser chick
putting on this punk schtick
i guess it's to sell more records
it's 'cause punk is popular
ever since the offspring were
and blink sold 5 million records

sorry, girl, but you missed out
punk-rock isn't that cool now
your career is at an end
hot topic bracelets a gone trend
i only wish that i could see
you at the talent agency
you didn't even win a grammy
when you were popular

she is a poser chick
putting on this punk schtick
i guess it's to sell more records
it's 'cause punk is popular
ever since the offspring were
and blink sold 5 million records

she was a poser chick
she's gone from her punk-rock kick
she lost the four-year arista deal
she's back up in canada
up there with sum-41
i guess it's hard being pseudo-punk

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Shadie's Skirt - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Punk is cool.
nuero - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I know, that's why Avril exists.
bubblegum_superstar - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
no offence avril-fans....but i think avril lavigne wrecked punk...she made it sort of tacky by trying 2 hard. if she was supposedly being exactly who she was, whats with the straightening of the hair a billion times a day? isn't that changing who she is?
bubblegum_superstar - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
wait, i still like other punk music, just not avril for some reason
Punk Fan - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Avril isn't punk.. she doesn't even dress like a punk.. calling her a punk is an insult to punk. Avril is pop. You can call it rock music, since a lot of music is labeled as rock. Punk however, has an emphasis on non-conformity, and Avril is the product of a record company, nothing more. The first time I heard one of her songs, I thought it was Britney Spears. Punk is harsh and abbressive, not cute and fluffy. You can like her music, play it all you want, just don't degrade punk music by calling what she plays punk music.
nuero - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't once call Avril punk or her music punk. I didn't 'go off on punks' or anything (but your 'chess club' joke was very clever.. moron). Avril IS A POSER. It's not obvious to those that like her BECAUSE THEY LIKE HER. Her music is simple pop. It's not bad, but the image is what makes me mad. She wears 20 bracelets her record label probably bought at Hot Topic and she tears up malls and skateboards. She also, at times, claims to be punk. Therefore, she most likely thinks she is. When it comes down to the fact that she's so obviously not, it's just funny. And annoying. Her lyrics are terrible, but they were terribly easy to parody to make fun of her. It's like she did it on purpose. So, as a final note: I didn't say Avril is punk, she's just trying way too hard to use that image; I didn't say anything bad about punk music, I just made fun of Avril who IS NOT PUNK; Avril is no more than a product of a record label, as said before. You see, kids liked punk. So, this band, blink-182, makes music that sounds like punk but it's not nearly as hard or edgy. They start using the f word more and they get played on MTV. Sum-41 comes out two years later with the same success. Now, last year, people like Avril and New Found Glory become popular BECAUSE they imitate those bands. It's funny, because it's now pop-pop-punk. ... Excuse me, I'm done defending my song from dumb people who assume since I don't like Avril I'm a nerd and I play chess. Chess isn't a bad game, though, Trish Ryan, you're probably too stupid to play it or too busy 'punking it out' with your Avril CD.
bubblegum_superstar - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Amen, neuro!
Nick J(Ghosteller) - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Im sorry but I see some dumbass comments!AVRIL IS NOT PUNK! NOT EVEN CLOSE SHE IS A TOTAL TEEN POP WANNABE,SHE IS NOT ROCK EITHER!SHE IS POP! >:o! Punk is The Ramones,The Clash,Vandals,The Sex Pistols and some other bands,Avril is Britney Spears with no dress and more attitude
John Harvey - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Britney Spears wears clothing?
Greesha - March 04, 2003 - Report this comment
lol @ john harvey! oh boy, another one of these arguments. i don't really like avril much myself, i just dont see why everyone can't leave her alone for five minutes and find something better to argue about.
Sarah - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
he he he... i only hate avril because of her lack of talent (singing and playing oops! i mean HOLDING a guitar). she isn't punk, therefore that isn't my main qualm. I play guitar myself, i think i can sing, and avril admitted that she was lucky to get a record deal.
steph - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
The first i ever saw Avril, i thought i was going to be sick! she's such a poser!
Kyle - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
wow avril sox. she thinks she cool? i can't belive i missed out on this be4. nuero,ur right. avril suz. so, who do u like better, avril or LP?
nuero - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
avril's music isn't all that bad, it's just the stupid psuedo-punk image she puts on. so i'll say avril.
starkinsanity - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Punk Fan, nuero, i completely agree. Pretty cool parody. I loathe the act she puts on and I wish she would just....oh well she'll never do it :)
random girl - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
she is a real poser and now if any1 has seen her lately shes turned into britney's twin (and i didnt things cud get worse) she is just an act which makes 10 year olds thing they r "hardcore" and "with it" cos they listen to her, in a few years or so they'll be embarrsised to say they owned her cd!
random girl - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
and another thing i think lp r better avril's voice sends me crazy
_____________________ - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I like punk rock, but she SUCKS ASS.
Okli - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
WHAT But like of course LP is better, man how can u say that.
Kaiser - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
See the thing is guys, it doesn't matter even if she ISN'T punk (which she's not). The problem is she's riding on the popularity of Pop Punk without giving it due credit. Yes, she is the product of a big-shot, mainstream, pop culture, no-balls, "do it for the money" record company, and nothing more. All in all, a nice parody and very funny.

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