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Song Parodies -> "I Know Kung Fu"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I Know Kung Fu"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

I'm sitting on a couch
I'm watching martial art
Films like "Rush Hour" with Jackie Chan
Unfortunately I am
More like Chris Tucker than
Chan cause I'm an awkward man

Why is everyone trying to fight me?
Won't they leave me to just walk home
It's a darn sad sight
Trying to somehow win this fight
Won't you combat hand to hand
Drop your handgun too
I don't know who you are, but I know kung fu,
Know kung fu

I'm looking for a move
Searching for a groove
Are any punches there I know
Cause I say I can fight
But really it's a bluff
And no way can I be Bruce Lee

Why is everyone trying to mug me?
Won't the bullies leave me alone
It's a darn sad sight:
Me trying to figure how to fight
Won't you take me by the hand,
I'll twist your arm too
I don't know who you are, but I know kung fu,
Know kung fu

Oh why is everyone good at fighting
Maybe I'm skilled in my own mind
Hi-ya, hi-ya, hi-yaaa

[chorus 3x]

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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stargirl - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is awesome!!! I gave you all 5s!

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