-> "Lost Touch"
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Are you aware that your grandma can't feel, babies
her fingers are invisible to you, they are not real
you cannot feel her squeeze u half to death
save yourself, run away
here's what she has to say
you left me to die there, sitting outside there, grinning like a giraffe
thats when i decided
I'm, gonna get some fingers
if u wont gimmie yours
i'm using my toes
no matter how much of a freak i'll look with toes for fingers
am i just some wrinkly bag u call your granny
to take your girlfriend's place
when u turn around can't u recognize
my hairy nips?
you used to wash my feet when you were 5
save yourself! runaway!
here's what i have to say
you left me to die there, like a crippled giraffe, with hairy nips
thats when i decided i'm
gonna get some fingers
if you wont gimmie yours
im using my toes
no matter how i look...
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