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Song Parodies -> "Figure Sk8er Boi"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Figure Sk8er Boi"

Parody Written by:

dizzyd,tominator,t-bone,braol

The Lyrics

He was a boy
And he was a boy
Could we make it any less ambiguous?
He wore tight tights
Because of ballet
More proof that he's really .... Different
He wanted him
He'd never tell
Secretly he wanted him as well
But all of their pals
Thought it was wrong
Which is why we wrote this songggg...

He's just a figure skater boy
Who said 'check ya later' boy
They both met in the locker room
He liked the triple Lutz
The other guy checked out buts
They skated for the other 'team'

5 Days from now
He sits in the stands
Later they will be holding hands
He looks to the ice
And he sees Stevey
Skater-boy skating up CTV
Then they wait for his score
But he already knows
Stevey got first 'cuz he really 'blows'
They go celebrate
and paint the town red
Soon skater boy gave him ....a ring instead

'Cuz he was a figure skater boy
Who said "I'll marry you later" boy
They first met in the locker room
He liked the triple Lutz
The other guy checked out buts
They both skated for the other team
(X2)


For now he's a superstar
They now own a special bar
And they're living out they dream
Eating Twinkies filled with cream
Then they eloped and went very far
They abandoned that queer bar
And rode off to the sunset
But wait we still have the chorus yet


He's just a boy
And he's just a boy
Could we make it any less ambiguous?
They were in love
What more can we say
I guess that they were just really ... Happy!

He's with the figure skater boy
Who said check you later boy
He'll meet him in the locker room
That was the place they met
After leaving the closet
A wedding with a double groom

He's with the figure skater boy
Who said check you later boy
He'll meet him in the locker room
That was the place they met
After leaving the closet
A wedding with a double groom

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 24

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Jonathan C. - January 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations, dizzyd, you've just made the 40th parody of "sk8er boi". A good concept, though.
Trish Ryan - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny Comment ^
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I usually ignore the new Sk8erBoi parodies, so I must've missed this one at first. Yes, there is still one group in this country, or should I say on this continent, that is still allowed to suffer discrimination, and that's...figure skaters! If I'm gonna watch people skating, they'd better have hockey sticks. Tweet! Harding, two minutes for slashing! Just don't redo an Elvis song as "Kissin' Brian Cousins," OK?
Patrick Creedo - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good effort DizzyD. But I just didn't really think it was very funny. And it was not not a very original concept. I guess I watch too much South Park... sorry.

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