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Song Parodies -> "I'm With You (Prostitute Version)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I'm With You (Prostitute Version)"

Parody Written by:

Sim

The Lyrics

Hey. Hope this doesn't get deleted, just some fun for Avril haters and lovers alike. Check out some other of my work.
I'm standing on the street,
I'm waitin in the dark,
I thought a guy would haved picked me up, by now.
Theres nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but there's no sound .

Isn't any guy really horny?
Won't one of them come take me home?
I'm a damn hot girl,
Trying to figure out these guys,
Won't you, take me by the hand
take me to your house?
I dont know who you are
but I'll... sleep with you.

im looking for a place
it's gotta be quite clean,
the guy's gotta look pretty mean.
cause all the guys that take
me to their house
are nothing but a whiney mouse.

Isn't any guy really horny?
Won't one of them come take me home?
I'm a damn hot girl,
Trying to figure out these guys,
Won't you, take me by the hand
take me to your house?
I dont know who you are
but I'll... sleep with you.

oh why isn't anyone up at this time?
why can't I just find a guy?
Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Isn't any guy really horny?
Won't one of them come take me home?
I'm a damn hot girl,
Trying to figure out these guys,
Won't you, take me by the hand
take me to your house?
I dont know who you are
but I'll... sleep with you.

Take me by the hand
take me to your house?
I dont know who you are
but I'll... sleep with you.

Take me by the hand
take me to your house?
I dont know who you are
but I'll... sleep with you.
Sleep with you..
Sleep with you...

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