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Song Parodies -> "Sailor Boi (Ozzy's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8r Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Sailor Boi (Ozzy's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I wrote this while watching an Ozzy marathon and reading the post about all the Sk8r Boi parodies. I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.
Ozzy's a boi
Sharon's a girl
Can I make this more (bleeping) obvious?

He curse a lot
Spandau Ballet
They ain't on today!

Woke up later
Turned on the tel
MTV shows both of them as well.

It will not end
Marathon goes
I won't have to watch those trashy shows.

Talks like a sailor boi
She said (bleep) ya later boy
Was more than good enough for her
She has a pretty face
But nothing like Britney's face
Oz had an album called "Down to Earth."

54 (bleeping) years old
Oz sits at home
with Jack and Kelly, he's in a zone

I turn on tv
Guess who I see?
Sailorr boi rockin' up MTV.

Marathon won't end
You already know
And we've all got tickets to Ozzy's show

Sharon is strong
And stands in the crowd
Looks like Sharon Osbourne's hair is brown.

Talks like a sailor boi
She said (bleep) ya later boy
Was more than good enough for he
THey are both superstars
Randy Rhodes played guitar
Ozzy has mumbled since his birth

Talks like a sailor boi
She said (bleep) ya later boy
Was more than good enough for he
THey are both superstars
Randy Rhodes played guitar
Ozzy has mumbled since his birth

Sorry Oz but I'll miss out
If marathon won't end now

Oz an I act like good friends
Hope this marathon ends

Ozzy rocks, oh can't you see
Too much Oz on MTV

Ozzy O catches my eye
I see the soul that is inside

Ozzy's a boi
And I'm just a dude
Can I make it more (bleeping) obvious?

They in love
Oz and Sharon
(Bleep) they rock this dude's world

Ozzy is "Sailor Boi"
End this par'dy later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
Ozzy's at the studio
Singing the songs he wrote
About some dudes he used to know

Ozzy is "Sailor Boi"
End this par'dy later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
Ozzy's at the studio
Singing the songs he wrote
About some dudes he used to know

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